You forgot my stinking tits

When you’re at hooters and the waitress happens to be flat chested

“HEY DUMB BITCH YOU FORGOT MY STINKING TITS”

by JohnnyXD54 December 8, 2024

Love you more

I hope no one i know ever finds this
When you truly love the person you are saying this to more than they do and you know you do, just like i did and i knew i did and he didnt listen and now i cry in my washroom even though its been over a month and youre already with her when you promised me you would put some distance between yourself if i wanted, but you didnt and you started flirting with her the day after you broke up with me when you promised you wouldnt and im just ranting to whoever reads this but truly pranav, I loved you more

I said-"I love you more"

by rantaccountbcsmyexsucked December 11, 2024

im going to stab you to death

a threat where a person is telling another that they are going to fatally stab them

"im going to stab you to death"
"rude of you"

by rb ryan December 11, 2024

ho do you need that???

used to express aggravation and standingonbusinessification if a ho is obviously looking for trouble and wants to catch these hands.

Girl A: 'You look crazy as fuck in that outfit lmfao...'
Girl B: 'Ho do you need that???'

by chileanywayz December 11, 2024

Why you on my top

When someone won't leave you alone and keeps disrespecting you in a way. So, you respond with why you on my top.

"Random dude, your haircut looks good it's just the front taper of doom"
"Me why you on my top"

by It gets to a point December 13, 2024

I love you most

What a girlfriend says in response to her partner who incorrectly says that they love her more

Girlfriend: I love you so much!
Boyfriend: I love you more
Girlfriend: No, I love you most

by bratwinter December 13, 2024

You should

Eat a bullet.

Hym "You've decided to misrepresent what I was doing and not you're pretending to be a guy so Jordan Peterson doesn't have to reconcile with the fact that is chaste princess who's never wrong. You and your kids are a waste of life and you're not better and by virtue of simply having them. Whoever accidentally paid you should be ashamed of themselves and YOU should be feeding yourself as many bullets as humanly possible."

by Hym Iam December 14, 2024