by SHRUGSHRUGSHRUGSHRUGTILTEDHEAD November 16, 2017
Get the friends at a new school mug.A stupid place with the best science teachers and the most perverted English teacher. Some girl broke a window and some guy got punched so hard in the balls they heard a pop and he had to go to the ER. One time kids made a teacher cry in class so bad she left the building. Some 8th graders also broke down multiple bathroom stall doors. But also some kid who went there won a national math competition so I guess they got a little bit of smart.
Person 1: Hey did you see that poster raising money to replace that one guys balls.
Person 2: Yeah he goes to Simmons Middle School right?
Person 1: Yeah he’s a dumbass.
Person 2: Yeah he goes to Simmons Middle School right?
Person 1: Yeah he’s a dumbass.
by achair48 November 21, 2023
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by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 3, 2025
Get the !343HellstromH343! HSGCA <High School Of Graphic Communication ArtsVersus Washington Irving !343HellstromH343! mug.1) Your local government indoctrination station that you are required to go to or you will be financially and socially penalized.
The place where you are taught useless information and propaganda to be "prepared" for "Real Life" which is complete bull because no matter how many times your told "you can do anything you want if you try hard enough" you still can't be a millionaire or that famous rockstar, even if you try some things simply cannot be done (unless of course you live in the fantasy world where knowing Shakespeare and how to write "the Sun was bright" in a fancy way is practical and beneficial for being a functional human being)
2) The best song written by Nirvana, showing up as the 4th song on their album "Bleach". Best performed live although the studio version is kickass too!
The place where you are taught useless information and propaganda to be "prepared" for "Real Life" which is complete bull because no matter how many times your told "you can do anything you want if you try hard enough" you still can't be a millionaire or that famous rockstar, even if you try some things simply cannot be done (unless of course you live in the fantasy world where knowing Shakespeare and how to write "the Sun was bright" in a fancy way is practical and beneficial for being a functional human being)
2) The best song written by Nirvana, showing up as the 4th song on their album "Bleach". Best performed live although the studio version is kickass too!
1) person one: ughh, school is such a nightmare, I'm given hours of homework learning useless things which will never benefit me later on in life, not to mention were all just guinea pigs being forced fed to use electronics and not think for ourselves. I swear if I hear "you can do anything" one more time I'm going to kms.
person two: omg what are you talking about, school is amazing, we learn many useful things to diversify our knowledge and to become practical citizens of our great nation, I'm studying to get a PhD in English so I can recite poems and make the world a better place.
person one: it's people like you that make life miserable, your useless degree in a useless is somehow going to make you hundreds of thousands of dollars as a tenure at some snob nose hippy college while I work in a factory and barely make enough to pay my rent.
2) My favorite Nirvana song is School because Kurt screams at the top of his lungs and plays his guitar like a man on heroin (hmm)
person two: omg what are you talking about, school is amazing, we learn many useful things to diversify our knowledge and to become practical citizens of our great nation, I'm studying to get a PhD in English so I can recite poems and make the world a better place.
person one: it's people like you that make life miserable, your useless degree in a useless is somehow going to make you hundreds of thousands of dollars as a tenure at some snob nose hippy college while I work in a factory and barely make enough to pay my rent.
2) My favorite Nirvana song is School because Kurt screams at the top of his lungs and plays his guitar like a man on heroin (hmm)
by SonicPunk August 9, 2021
Get the School mug.Ashland middle school is one the worst places to be. Sure, it’s better than the other middle schools Ashland Oregon but as soon as you enter those heavy doors you will want to get out. It’s packed with skater kids that harass you everywhere you turn. The popular girls are just hoes that tastefully show their bra without getting dresscoded. Anyone that plays sports at ams is super competitive, if you have a PE class with someone that plays a sport at Ashland middle school, you’re skrewed. For the most part everyone is normal... except for the kids that think talking about rape is funny. I almost forgot about the drama kids!! The drama kids are their own breed mainly because most of them grew up in Ashland Oregon, which is best known for the Oregon Shakespeare festival. They all tamale acting very seriously and are die hard musical fans... never mess with a drama kid. The teachers Ashland middle school are somewhat tolerable But that all depends on what y’all you’re in although they are clearly split up by who is the smartest. The worst thing about ams is the educational assistants Aka EA’s. They are the worst, they spend the whole hunting down kids to get trouble even if you are the perfect kid you will at one point get in trouble by these EA’s
So in summary, Ashland middle school is a magical place that you should come drop by at
So in summary, Ashland middle school is a magical place that you should come drop by at
by Sackpant June 6, 2018
Get the Ashland middle school mug.a relationship between middle schoolers that is usually cringy, drama filled, short lived, and/or idiotic. you will likely want to vomit due to the cringe
Tara: Omg Kyle you’re soo cute!
Kyle: Stawp it! You’re cuter!
Tara: I wuv you so much honeybun! <3
Kyle: I wuv you more my sugarplum!
*awkward side hug*
An average kid trying to get to class: I'm gonna be sick. They’re the cringiest middle school relationship ever.
Their friend: Ditto.
Kyle: Stawp it! You’re cuter!
Tara: I wuv you so much honeybun! <3
Kyle: I wuv you more my sugarplum!
*awkward side hug*
An average kid trying to get to class: I'm gonna be sick. They’re the cringiest middle school relationship ever.
Their friend: Ditto.
by mikutoaster July 4, 2022
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