my dick

it's big huge and girls like it a lot.

"I think she wants my dick bro"

by wrknjrk November 13, 2019

My asshole is green

You ass hole is blue

Ah shit My asshole is green

again can’t sit for a week

by Digbivk6969 November 14, 2019

my joke

Every single thing,

someone: Why did the chicken cross the road
You: That's my joke
or
Someone: clean your room
You: That's my joke

by thehawkatnoon November 14, 2019

tickle my fiddlesticks

A phrase used around a the holidays as an act of seducing one to fulfill your dark desires....

Won't you tickle my fiddlesticks, Santa?

by Slug_Inna_Ditch November 14, 2019

oh my god your so trashhh

what little rage kids say when someone kills them on forknife

oh my god your so trashhh go home to you mam

by idorandomword November 15, 2019

My friends

Pfft... What friends?

My friends are non-existent

by MayaGreensleeves11 November 16, 2019

My Carly

DUMB ASS BITCH! most annoying person on the planet. She is smart and has a loud voice. But is very SCARY AND HAS A BIG BUTT. And if you meet her all she will talk about is this stupid three humped camel. Also obsessed with a guy name jack. She also looks like a mushroom sometimes.

My Carly can twerk like Daniel Cohn WHAT A GIRL

by Dancers November 20, 2019