Schrödinger's shit

1. When you want to fart, but you don’t know if it’s a fart or shit.
2. When you’ve already closed the lid after taking a shit, but you’re not sure if you actually flushed.
3. When you take a shit, close the lid, and then flush, but you’re not sure if the shit actually went down

Oh boy, that hurts, but I’m not taking my chance with Schrödinger's shit.

I know I flushed, but that was a pretty massive log. Better check on Schrödinger's shit.

by Amiricle February 7, 2023

same shit different toilet

when two things are similar but not the same

“what was that movie called again? space wars?
“oh star wars?”
“yea same shit different toilet”

by c_lato February 8, 2023

Piece of shit

John deere H skidders

This h skidder is a piece of shit

by Bumps 2.0 February 8, 2023

Shit Wind

1.) An Impressive Fart lasting more than 3 seconds
2.) Poor performance by a Co-Worker or Employee

Billy let out a nice Shit wind. OR
Nick is a real Shit Wind!

by Funktacular February 9, 2023

shit is ass

Like to say something that is trash menacing and nobody like and if u like it go to hell

bro Micheal this shit is ass

by Jesusisabeaner69borderhopper February 9, 2023

Bitch ass shit

What frost from kc mo does

When someone looks out for you and let’s you borrow money and they just say fuck you and stop answering the phone.

Man frost did some bitch ass shit!”
“What he do ?”
“I threw him some work and didn’t pay me! “
“Man that’s some bitch ass shit!”

by Kcgritter816913 February 9, 2023

Shit and Lamb

The Australian version of Instagram, where you only get bot pages, porn advertisements and animals being mauled to death.

Canadian Guy: "Looks like Instagram is recommending my new band's page to people, nice."
Australian Guy: "Really? All I get are bot promotions and animals being mauled to death."
Canadian Guy: "That's the thing, I'm on Instagram, you're on Shit and Lamb."

by The Moist Critic February 10, 2023