fuck me up the ass like a Catholic priest

To take unfair advantage of someone, such as in business negotiations, while seizing the moral high ground.

Bob: We can purchase the equipment at a lower price AND from an environmentally conscious supplier.
Ted: Oh for Christ’s sake, don’t try to fuck me up the ass like a Catholic priest!

by Worthy_sojourner September 4, 2021

like trying to pick up a turd from the clean end

Being tasked with doing something impossible

"Finding an honest politician is like trying to pick up a turd from the clean end."

by frolickingdirtchild February 24, 2009

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by curseddefinitionmaker December 2, 2020

could not hold that dick up my ass any longer

phrase used to express the inability to tolerate the boiling frustration/anger that someone's unbereable personaliby (or actions) brings upon you any longer

-so.... why did you break up with her/him?
-Cuz every day he/she had to start a fucking fight over the most stupid things!;If it was not the way I dressed, then It was the way I talked, or the friends I hanged out with...
-wow, really?

- yeah; I just could not hold that dick up my ass any longer! so I ended it

by lazy_freak154 October 24, 2010

Keep Your Head Up Princess, Your Tiara Is Falling

A sly way of calling a girl as perfect and graceful as a princess when cheering her up. An encouragement to just keep standing proud.

Girl: Ugh, literally nothing is going right today. I fell flat on my face in the audition, and my best friend is not talking to me anymore. I just feel so awful.
You: Oh that's awful! You deserve way better than that. Just Keep Your Head Up Princess, Your Tiara Is Falling

by Cumberbunny202 May 12, 2016

Shut your bubblegum dumdum looking ass the f*** up

When your fat-ass friend keeps going on about McDonalds having bad service and waiting an hour for his lunch, this is what you say to them.

Khaled: Duuude, i've been waiting for my food from McDonalds for soooo long, i haven't eaten for like 5 minutes

Luani and Mohammed: SHUT YOUR BUBBLEGUM DUMDUM LOOKING ASS THE F*** UP

by Zainorulesfifa November 11, 2018

he woke up with some fuzz on his teeth

This is when you wake up not only with bad breath but worse, with an icky film on your teeth.

I can guarantee you that he woke up with some fuzz on his teeth! (This was in reference to Whitefield defending the institution of slavery in Georgia.) This example is to show that even the great Whitefield had common problems (morning breath +) too and wasnt perfect.

by Garrettb3 March 22, 2007