lower merion high school

a public high school on the main line that likes to act like a private school, except for when it comes to the food and the people.

mostly full of ivy legacies and white trash. also has a large population of erm actually kids.
druggies are welcome but so is catty bitch fighting and public sex.
everyone has a beach house, and the people that don’t, pretend they do.

dress code for girls is

lululemon leggings
nike socks pulled up
uggs that have been through WAR
kendra scott necklaces
choppy highlights

dress code for guys is
either cargo pants and an oversized popular grunge band shirt (think…nirvana)
and dirty new balances or adidas sambas
or

adidas sweatpants that come up above the ankle (almost to the calf) and a MASSIVE travis scott sweatshirt
and yeezys or disgusting birkenstocks

people here are either huge assholes or super nice, and you can never tell.

the only thing that lower merion high school is known for is Kobe Bryant

by cookalicious09 May 23, 2024

Sidney High School MT

Probably the worst school in Montana as half of the kids that go to this school are fake mother fuckers that like to show off there loud ass trucks and annoy the hell out of ya.

Person 1: so yea i go to Sidney High School MT
Person 2: wait what, that school is full of loud ass annoying people
Person 1: tell me about it, all they do is show off there loud ass trucks and be assholes
Person 2: atleast its not Fairview School

by theshstruth December 15, 2021

Valley Central School District

My school which sucks. They haven’t won a homecoming game in years , classrooms are smoking hot in the summer , valley Central is too broke to change are ID photos so I gotta look at my old ass photo of me from 7th grade , the hallways always stink like ass cheeks and don’t forget the Anime kids and weird ass kissing couples 24\7 and the bathrooms you enter you literally feel like ur getting high without smoking anything 2nd hand smoke go crazy!! Also don’t let me forget the FAKE ASS people you’ll meet in this place. Good tip for you guys don’t be in a friendship with 2 other friends cuz you know damn well 2 of you guys are closer then the other. WELL ANYWAYS THATS MY SCHOOL FOR YA

Random“Hey you goto Valley Central School District?”
Me “ yeah…”

by Notpopularbutalwaysthere August 23, 2022

Private School

A place where little shits think they are privileged because they have to pay money to go to school. Hypocrisy is everywhere and bullying is rampant because teachers don't give a rats ass because they are too focused on giving more homework...or something. Minus God and uniforms (of which the khakis are made of cardboard), it's a carbon copy of public school. Most of the kids that attend this hell will forget about God once they leave anyway. Shoving a cactus up your ass will result in more pleasure and less pain than going to a private school

Paige: Why are us private school kids hated by everyone??

Robert: You are such a fucking retard lol

by Thy mother xd April 26, 2022

william snyder elementary school

I went there from kindergarten to 5th grade and Ima be fr 5th grade was a living hell. teacher was ugly as hell and was pretty much a bitch the whole school year some of my classmates were bitches and the lunch meals were disgusting. staff don't do shit about problems from my experience. I do not recommend going to this shitty school

William Snyder elementary school

by sthatdi November 5, 2022

Marin country day school

You either own 5 houses or 5 cars.

Person 1: woah look at those group of 13 year old 7th graders that only wear lululemon and golden goose.

Person 2: they must go to Marin country day school

by I 💗 ur mom January 29, 2022

High School Strikeout

Similar to a regular strikeout, but for high schoolers trying not to get caught smoking weed by their parents.

First, you take deep hit of weed, then while holding the hit, you put in eye drops, and then swish some mouthwash around, all before letting out the hit of weed.

This will get you high, and leave you immune to all parental scrutiny when arriving home from a sesh.

Hurry up and hit a high school strikeout, my mom's coming to pick us up at the park in 5 minutes!

by Fluffhead618 February 11, 2025