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School of Hard Knocks

What uneducated, depressed, lonely, dropout, (usually American) drug addicts put as their education on any social media platform because it makes them feel better than admitting that they couldn’t pass the basic high school requirements.
Job: Thug/Drug Dealer at Your Mom
Education: School of Hard Knocks
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 July 21, 2023
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Melbourne High School

One of four selective-entry high schools located in suburb of South Yarra, Melbourne, Australia. Caters to boys from Year 9 to 12. Known for having a rigorous selection exam, hundreds of students miss out on the opportunity to go to the school each year, thus creating a negative stigma and envy towards the students who do pass. The school is known for its academic excellence, being the top ranking school for Victorian Certificate of Education (High school diploma equivalent) results, and constantly outranking other schools in the state.
1: I go to Melbourne High School
2: You go to Melbourne High School? That's gay dude.
(person 2 is being salty because he failed the entrance exam)
by JoeytheJoey January 28, 2024
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North Creek High School

16-14. They fucking suck
Oh do you hear all that noise coming from Pop Keeney? Must be North Creek High School getting whooped cause they’re dogshit at football.
by WoodyStayWinning October 13, 2021
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Union High School (Tulsa)

The best school for black people in Oklahoma.The most diverse school you will ever see in Oklahoma.
You:You go to Union High School (Tulsa)
Me:yes
you:man ik y’all be gettin lit as hell
by uzi/is/daddy September 13, 2021
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School

The house of pure torture, even outside the building

The place where once lessons start, all your freedom and time will be sent to waste. The area where we have to sit our butts down on a chair and endure the slow, painful loss of braincells. Where we try to fight the urge to pass the time by doing something else without getting caught by a teacher.

After the long and agonizing lessons, when we think the suffering is done, there is more. Pages upon pages of worksheets that have brain-damaging questions that could take long hours to finish and you are required to finish it on time, even when your not. Where break times feel so short, it felt like 20 seconds have gone by.

That same cycle will go on for what feels like years. When you felt like it was all done, there's homework. The pages of even more torture that you have to complete or else you will get punished by parents. Then you go sleep, and the next day comes. Which is the same, useless and time-wasting cycle that destroys braincells.

The only real feeling of escape from school is the long and sweet breaks from school that could be destroyed by even more of the homework.
by sans.jpg February 5, 2022
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Mountain View Middle School

This school is the perfect school if you would like to get lice, a migraine, depression, anxiety, etc! The kids suck and the staff is even worse but that A ok because the teacher doesn't care at all! Thunder is the best 6th-grade team ninja is the WORST 7th-grade team and Earth had potential but Castle ruined it Ice and Ocean are pretty ok. The girls gossip 25/8 and the wanna-be popular guys are just ick. Anyways, If this didn't sell you to come to this school what are you waiting for? sign up now!
by classof2028 February 5, 2024
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Olds High School

Olds high school is best place to get addicted to nicotine. Located on the campus is the "blue shed". You can find all sorts of stoners and nicotine addicts there. The principle occasionally dresses as a teen to catch the said stoners and nicotine addicts. This doesn't stop them though.
"I got addicted to nicotine at Olds high school."
by Falling like a leaf October 20, 2021
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