A person that is seemingly nice in the beginning of a relationship but ends up cheating, abusing (both physically and verbally), and showing complete degradation of one's significant other. Usually has intellectual capacity and most likely works a simple job requiring little responsibility possibly in the military. Someon who purposefully breaks multiple laws and expects to get away with them only to act shocked when caught. Shows great laziness in most cases and little drive to do better in life.
Hey that fire fighter is a shit-bag he gets off every other day but refuses to use that free time to better himself or work a second job.
by Iyadsyas August 20, 2015
by Microkitten November 4, 2023
Shit Bag: Slang, Military Term: A person who is unmotivated and utterly worthless. Constantly finding different ways to get out of working, doing what they are supposed to, or being asked to do something and making up a dumbass excuse to get out of doing it...
You: Hey Fred, quit the shit baggery and come help me unload this truck!
Fred: I can't, I got to wasted last night, and I don't feel good.
You: Dude, you're a shit bag.
Fred: I can't, I got to wasted last night, and I don't feel good.
You: Dude, you're a shit bag.
by UW|Zerokool-X November 21, 2020
The handle in a car in witch you hang onto when someone is going extremely fast or doing something dangerous
Ex: He was speeding and Jane could do nothing but hang on to the Oh Shit strap.
Ex: He was speeding and Jane could do nothing but hang on to the Oh Shit strap.
by mie July 27, 2014
by Nacho Grande October 31, 2007
When one expels enough shit into the porcelain throne that the toilet overflows and can not be fixed until worked on by a plumber.
by Fry January 23, 2017
by Evan1510 July 30, 2019