Windows being Windows

When Windows starts being annoying and does something stupid like fucking disabling the Windows key or something like that or by disabling the Volume or Brightness slider for some reason.

This usually happens on a crappy or decent laptop for some reason and it could be some app tho.

This is because Windows has A LOT of bugs.

Damn my Windows key fucking disabled it's self this has to be Windows being Windows.

by zpowers August 2, 2024

National throw Taja through the window day!

October, 30 Is the day you can take revenge on your BFF good luck.......

Go untill you have time National throw Taja through the window day!

by ~smartguy~ October 30, 2019

Window weed

That tree you get from the trap house walk-up window service that's $15 a gram.

Dude is out of town, we're gonna have to get window weed.

by Thickcrust November 16, 2017

west coast window wiper

To release chuncky direhea on ones window screen while a group cleans it off with there tounges

Those boys west coast window wipered my car today at the drive through

by west coast window wiper September 26, 2014

Windows

single-handedly the worst fucking operating system of all time.

Person 1: I know Mac is good and all, but I prefer Windows.
Person 2: We're not friends anymore.
Person 1: Sorry.

by aphex12 December 13, 2025

The Window of Dropportunity

n.

1. The critical period of time on a night out, before which it is too early to drop, and after which it is too late to drop. It is largely dependant upon which DJs are playing when, and what time the club closes or the night ends.

"Dude, we better bosh a few now, the window of dropportunity is closing fast"

by JonnyP September 16, 2006

Windows

‘Windows’ meaning you’re feeling anxious about doing something.

I have a job interview tomorrow but I’m feeling very windows.

by Mrheckles June 20, 2021