Fonts Brothers Friends Uncle

Micheal Fontanellos brothers friends uncle who happens to be Odell Beckham Jrs agent

Me:Bro did you hear Odell is thinking about going to the giants or cowboys

Jeremy:Yeah bro Fonts brothers friends uncle told me.

by RodneyColemans Right nut December 14, 2022

Uncle Lori

Uncle Lori is Lori lightfoot, Chicago’s mayor

“Uncle Lori just shut the city down again.”

by S.bkk December 21, 2021

half-great-great-great-uncle

Great-great-grandparent's half-brother.

half-great-great-great-uncle.

by Zabombini October 5, 2024

uncle blow dick

When your uncle puts on a black latex suit and nothing is showing except for his stinky sack.

Will Zientko loves watching uncle blow dick dance around freakishly

by TwitchyGnu April 2, 2023

Uncle Edward

It’s when a mexican emo femboy has gay anal sex with five different black men, a puerto rican boy, and a fat white discord mod. He gets mad when he doesn’t receive Tyrone’s big magicial drumstick and is constantly on his mexican dude period.

Half Credit: WWW.COMPASS

Andrew was being such an Uncle Edward today…

by Fishnuggets66 December 5, 2023

Unclings

When two family members are each others uncle/nephew

Your Dad did something and now we're unclings

by Skryll January 1, 2022

Twister Uncles

Family members with shifty eyes and overly friendly hugs who discover their affectionate side when their cousins and nieces buy their first training bra.

Whereas flirtatious grandpas are usually written off as being harmless, Twister Uncles sometimes require a tongue-lashing from Cousin Willy.

by Robert Lanham, Author of Food Court Druids, Cherohonkees, and Other Creatures Unique to the Republic August 4, 2004