uncle bob

the goat. an absolute legend. will never leave your side. will die to protect you. get yourself an uncle bob (t-800).

uncle bob was the goat. why did he have to die

by foxy_6471 December 02, 2024

Uncle Bob

A man of many evils, countless crimes, and a conesseir of child scented candles. He is a known terrorist, mentally retarded, and extremely wealthy. Extremely dangerous, and wanted in many countries. Do not approach, and do not be a minor within 100 miles of him

"Pipe down or I will give uncle Bob your location"

by The great and mighty quandale June 20, 2025

Uncle Bob

Uncle Tom but specifically for white people

Margaret.. For the 50th time.. I enjoy seeing other white boys get beaten up on Twitter! I'M AN UNCLE BOB.

by TheeUncleBob April 21, 2023

Uncle Bob

A lie so obvious even the person you tell it to knows, but understands they shouldn't ask anything else.

Mexican guy to John Connor - "Who's your friend?" John Connor - "Uh, Uncle Bob" Mexican Guy - "Uncle Bob, eh? Oookay."

by Yardboy May 13, 2015

your uncle trap

Far worse than ur mum gay and ur dad lesbian

13 year old 1: “ur mum gay”
13 year old 2: “no u”
13 year old 1: “your uncle trap”
13 year old 2: *crying*

by mlp king March 14, 2018

Talking to uncle Barry

After having been on the lash or as over 30's call it 'a night out' most people wana throw up. The moment where you feel the need to talk to Uncle Barry will eventually hit you. It is the moment at which you start throwing up down the toilet.

Example 1,
Person 1: Should we help Mackie out he looks kinda rough?!
Person 2: Na it’s OK he’s just having a chat with Uncle Barry.

Example 2,
Goin out on the lash tonight, hope I don’t end up talking to Uncle Barry!

by Cornishmaster August 09, 2011

Uncle face

A biological woman who has the unfortunate appearance/countenance of her father's brother.

You have an extreme case of "uncle face."

by Piano79 March 29, 2023