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Turkeyism

Basically racism but for turkeys, acts of turkeyism is eating turkeys
John "What did you do for Thanksgiving?" Dan "I ate some turkey as every year" John "you are a turkeyism"
by Kool kid aka B3nluke October 20, 2021
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Trotting her Turkey all up on his Jive

The act of a female initiating sex with a male.
Simon: "Dude, Ofena's claiming that Malcolm took advantage of her!"

Fredrik: "What!?, but she was the one who was trotting her turkey all up on his jive! Damn! If he would have just gone home and been slapping the weasel with the right one this never would have happened."
by J. H. Grissom September 27, 2008
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A mixed adult beverage that contains Jack Daniels and Jim Beam ( two hicks), Jose Cuervo ( a spick), Wild Turkey, and Goldslager.
Two hicks and a spick chase a turkey down a gold mine. Thats kinda hard to put into a sentence.
by yella fella March 23, 2011
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turkeyness

The grease remaining on a meat thermometer when placed from a turkey meatloaf to a beef meatloaf.
I don't want the fucking turkeyness on my meatloaf!
by roadguy February 23, 2009
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A quote that the red turkey from Free Birds said in which it got popular by Schaffrillas.
That’s right. We're going back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu.
by Chukoloco08 November 22, 2022
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when your girl horny as fuck she gives you head but not just any head the best head of your life
aye girl give me the triple-slurp-slurp-gargle-turkey-gobble-ash-kashh-abracadabra-throw-a-magi-tonsil-tickle-cheeks-stuff-n-squirtle-glizzy-guzzle-weinie-gulpgawkgawk3000
by da massy man September 10, 2020
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Turkey Sammich

Splitting her butt cheeks apart, slathering mayonnaise up and down her crack, adding turkey, lettuce and tomatoes- then proceeding to chow down on your delicious sammich between the best buns.
I came home, grabbed m girl and made her a turkey sammich.
by El Pedro. Bendejo March 30, 2024
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