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Touch Grass

A phrase you would say to somebody who has lost touch with reality
Person A: "Bro, look at this picture of Nick Wilde. I'd let him hit any day

Person B: "Touch grass man, god why are you like this."
by GreenPlad April 19, 2022
mugGet the Touch Grassmug.

im finna touch you

Might be taken as going to tickle you or as worse as im going to brutally molest rape allat you (your not safe)
Ultra alpha chad sigma cool dud: im finna touch you lil bro

Incel:😰
by ANUAffaan February 19, 2024
mugGet the im finna touch youmug.

ass touching

Every time she gets up she is ass touching to draw attention to her big ass
by SillyScholar January 1, 2017
mugGet the ass touchingmug.

Touch Football

A Form of Rugby League so Its Touch Not Tackle.
Its Limited-Contact
Bob - What ta fuck is Touch Football
JS - Form of Rugby
by Walmart Tech support July 31, 2018
mugGet the Touch Footballmug.

touch grass

A phrase used by Angry Teenagers during frustating moments while playing Fortnite.

This phrase is used as a slur against Fortnite players.
Touch grass you're so dogwater!
by Baltic._ October 18, 2024
mugGet the touch grassmug.

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