Dan

Dan is a very silly person. He is considered to be the 'weird kid outsider' to others, but to his closest friends, he is a goofy goober who is very kind and awesome. When you get to know him he is such an amazing person and you will love him very much. Dan also can be very random, like saying some gibberish nonsense or making silly noises. Dan also seems to randomly disappear sometimes. He is suspected to be the 'admin' of the world and has silly commands like /e fly. He also has great humor and is a very reasonable person. I love Dan :)))

"Dan is so silly, he is such a little goober!"
"If you see Dan, say hi to him for me."

by lemon the silly fox :))) March 20, 2024

Dairy Dan

A chap called Daniel who had someone drop butter into his cereal

This is Dairy Dan

by The_Unknown_User February 20, 2019

Dirty Dan and the boohoos

A pathetic crew

Dirty Dan and the boohoos couldn’t even put out a dumpster fire

by Ron Rico August 24, 2023

Dan Jones'd

When you have strong aspirations and mean well with your every move but make a habit of fucking everything up, sometimes, seemingly on purpose. Kinda sus.

Hey wanna see me Dan Jones'd myself and crash every fucking car I buy on the day I buy it?

by M_j_c October 16, 2020

Dan Dan

When you poop into the belly button of someone with a Herina.

"Dude! What the fuck is that?"
"That's my Dan Dan, man."

by 636Mufaletta July 30, 2022

A Dan Mac

A dan mac is a term used to describe a man who denigrates attractive women who have a romantic interest in him.

Girl 1: You know your cute friend, Randy? Well, he did a dan mac on me at the club by calling me a whore bag.

Girl 2: Yeah, I've heard that he does like to dan mac women who want to date him. Move on girl!

by The Cruncher August 12, 2018

Danned it

Hitting a curb whilst driving

You just danned it

by Plastic piggy December 14, 2024