Flaming Christmas Tree

Using hand sanitizer as lubricant during a hand job and lighting it on fire

So the other day that girl gave me a Flaming Christmas Tree

by Jaffir November 25, 2025

Christmas

An occasion celebrated on December 25th, where children eagerly ask Santa for unexpected gifts. With so many options available, it becomes difficult for kids to determine which gift is truly worthwhile or beneficial to wish for during this festive season. e.g. A child asking for a smartphone to Santa when this same child is still way too young for a smartphone.

A child asking Santa for a smartphone on Christmas is a classic example of how difficult it can be for kids to gauge what's appropriate for them!

by Emotional Cruiser August 27, 2025

Christmas Werewolf

When your significant other turns crazy and aggressive around Christmas time

My partner is super aggressive during Christmas time, it's like they turned into the Christmas Werewolf

by Willys Wonka November 14, 2025

Christmas

A holiday where all the boys and girls act like angels to get a barbie or a toy.

OHHHHHHHHHH I LOVE CHRISTMAS

by fOrTnItE bOy November 26, 2022

Christmas blumpkin

A hollowed out squash with milk and an entire pepperoni stick stuffed inside of it.

Man I hope my mom gives me a christmas blumpkin!

by Deez_250 December 3, 2024

New Christmas

A departure from tradition; simpler and more casual

"You don't have to get dressed up and make a five course meal. It's New Christmas... we're ordering in and eating in our PJ's!"

by Ms.Grizzace December 31, 2021

national christmas

May 13 of every year where me celebrate cows dying

T:happy national Christmas

H: happy national Christmas to you too

by Smallwiggly69 May 13, 2021