Captain Assclown

An assclown who thinks him/her self superior to other assclowns.

John: "I'll do whatever I want, whenever I want! If you have a problem with that, kiss my ass!" Steve: "Just who the hell do you think you are, Captain Assclown?"

by Mini-Me January 31, 2015

Captain Long

Certified helicopter operator. On side he tends to take dick slinging very seriously with snapbots.

Captain longs leaks had him dick slinging on camera.

by Allie- Snapbot March 31, 2025

Captain America

Someone that likes amrrica so much to the point where they hired a crew to make 2 movies we went to the war, became a superhuman, and saved the universe just because he likes America

Hey im gonna be captain America for Halloween

How much do you like this place?

by Thiccboy3000 October 7, 2020

captain cleave

A YouTuber who does his best to make content and makes videos that a decently entertaining. I recommend go subscribing

I just watched Captain cleave on youtube and regret it jk lol go sub

by Soopscrub June 28, 2019

captain tigeroo

A half Russian tiger half Australian kangaroo great at kicking ass and being awesome

Captain Tigeroo stole my lucky charms

by Amaz1ng3 January 17, 2018

Captain whip out

Long time friend or employer who is notorious for whipping his wang out on your girl when your not around. But your his boi his homie or the backbone of buisness and this is your repayment.

Well if it isn't captain whip out!

Captain whip out: look out man ,whipping it out man preferably with a cowboy hat and a YEE HAW!

by Hubcity turtle August 31, 2016

Captain nickolai

Captain nickolai is what you would call someone that is bald

" that girl is such a captain nickolai "

by Naq enthusiast April 6, 2022