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yolk slap

To slap someone in the back of the head for something stupid
Can also be called a team yolk if everyone around agrees it was stupid so everyone gets a yolk (slap in the back of the head)
Brad:" Where is mcdonalds" (while in front of it)
Thats a yolk slap
by william F. Weezy October 11, 2007
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spidey slap

N, a hand full of semen slapped across the face of a hoe, skank or fuck buddy... often results in heightened rage in the partner, but bitch I don't care.

V, to ejaculate into one's cupped hand, then spread fingers (the man marmalade now resembles spider webs) and slap one's female counterpart across the face. (spidey slapped, spidey slapping)
N,"Nice spidey slap!!, you really showed that bitch what's up"


V, "That bitch wouldn't swallow my cream fillin' so I spidey slapped the shit out'a dat bitch."
by 70741 DOM1N4710N May 10, 2008
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lowkey slapping

What you say about someone you haven't noticed is hot before.
*See's someone who is usually average but is looking hot today*
Me: "Damn! They're lowkey slapping!"
by iamlowkeyslapping June 2, 2018
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Poo Slap

When you walk into a toilet and are unexpectedly overwhelmed by the smell left by the previous user.
'Oh man, I just got totally poo slapped when I went into that toilet'.
by milesinfront October 21, 2011
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Vuvu Slap

Slapping someone across the face with your vuvuzela as they attempt to steal your handbag/backpack at the world cup.
Did you see that girl give that guy a vuvu slap. Serves him right for trying to steal her handbag

Check that red mark on that guys cheak, he must have been given a mother of a vuvu slap.
by BillyBobStellenbosch July 6, 2010
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Bish Slap

It's somewhat similar to a bitch slap. Only exception's that:

a) You say Bish for every slap, otherwise it's a bitch slap.

b) It's more of a friendly and soft slap compare to bitch slaps.

c) It's spelled, B-I-S-H, while bitch's spelled, B-I-T-C-H
I bish slapped my friend Cherry because she looks like a bitch that's fun to mess with.
by Genten July 20, 2010
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Shit Slap

An open hand slap in which the one assaulting has covered said hand with excrement. Usually reserved for conflicts in which one has a great deal of time and not a lot of dignity.
"Did you hear that Bob got Shit Slapped?"

"You mean where someone gets slapped while on the shitter?"

"No. Worse. His girlfriend's ex-boyfriend used their bathroom, and when he was in there he covered his hand in shit. Then, when he came out, he Shit Slapped Bob!"

"Dude. That is some kinda nasty."
by sammysunset April 16, 2009
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