Player 2 Syndrome

When playing a split screen game and you end up looking at the winners play area where you start to believe it's your screen. You eventually believe it's you who is winning or doing great and start to feel amazed with how good the game is going. At the end of the round or near it, you are flooded with embarrassment as you realize you have been staring at the wrong play area for an unknown amount of time thinking you were playing it where in reality your player has failed to advance. Could also happen in real life.

I thought I was finally getting the hang of things until the Player 2 Syndrome set in.

by thedjwcc February 11, 2022

Simon-level player

Somebody who had the misfortune of being placed in silver, even though they played fairly decently.

Wow, we're playing against a lot of Simon-level players, what a misfortune!

by WittenAziaat March 12, 2018

Xbox Player

The average Xbox Player is around 7 to 21. Most play Fortnite, which many people have positive and negative views on. The average Xbox Player is normally incredibly toxic when playing online. It gets so bad that their dads smash their xbox.

1. "Hey man, I just ran into an Xbox Player down the street."
2. "Dude, those guys'll do anything to get their hands on the Series S and X."
3. "I mean, that's the same with us and PS5, but yeah, you're right."

by My pseudonym sucks. January 4, 2021

player phone

Somebody who's an asshole and cheats on girls

DAMN DUDE U GOT HELLA DUDES!
Yeah my girlfriend dosnt even know I have a player phone!

by Your average girl July 21, 2016

player line

A cheesy pick up line often involving little to no intellect, said from a player to their prey in an attempt to secure a sexual encounter by flattering them with one simple phrase.
Ex: "On a scale of 1 to 10, you a 9 and I'm the 1 you need"

"Do you happen to have a bandaid, I scraped my knee falling for you"

Those player lines won't work on me!
That was the lamest player line I've ever heard

by Cdoup September 1, 2016

Flex player

A guy who plays draft normal games and gains LP. Totally irrelevant.

-Hey, i'm, challenger.
-Ok, but you're a flex player.

by GhostOnThe5thStreet January 28, 2021

illini utility player

A football player that calls himself a Tight End when hooking up with fit, attractive women, and an O lineman when the woman is hefty and unattractive

Dude, that illini utility player is definitely calling himself a lineman tonight after he takes that beast home.

by LANK8586 January 10, 2025