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Land squid

A human who has over indulged many drugs and can't sit put. Someone who is flailing around their arms and neck. Their mouth doesn't stop gigging around as they r trying to talk with someone. They never stop moving.
I went to the casino and there was a land squid playing 3 machines at one time.
by Kittykitty😺 April 28, 2021
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La La Land

Originally from the 2017 Academy Awards Oscar, La La Land means that something turns out to be different from what you think or from what you already heard. It could also be used like "kidding" "hooked".
Are you La La Landing me?
I was La La Landed by the 2017 Academy Awards Oscar.
by CJVIV February 26, 2017
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No man’s land

The area of a pussy that is beyond balls deep. Only one man has ever reached it, Sir Noah Margolis. No one else can achieve this depth, and no one else has even attempted
“Hey, did you find No Man’s Land?”
Nah bro, I wouldn’t dare to find it. It’s not long enough
by YourFavMilf69 January 11, 2021
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Bumpy Landing

When the gasses left from crop dusting catch up to you as you sit down. This has the unfortunate effect of giving away the normally anonymous act of crop dusting, as well as assaulting you with your own chemical warfare.
I was crop dusting all the way back from the bathroom, but had a bumpy landing when I returned to the table.
by iamgigglz May 4, 2011
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Land Shark

A verocious animal that "kills" you when you die in a very embarrassing way, such as falling off of a cliff, or blowing yourself up; on a game like Fortnite or other team based games.
Teammate 1: "Dude what happened? Who knocked you?"
Teammate 2: "It was another land shark."
Teammate 1: "Bro you suck ass at this game."
by Just an Average Jess January 5, 2023
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Lunar Landing

The act of having sex doggy style, then pulling out and ejaculating on her cottage cheese cellulite. Aka Moon Crater Creampie.
by Big Guy 1984 June 1, 2016
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getting my man to the promised land

Taking his virginity aka fucking him
You can sub man for partner or woman
Person 1: Where were you last nigh?
Person 2: Getting my man to the promised land
by Henithechaoticsob March 12, 2022
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