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half jack

Jacking off and ending right before you’re about to cum and then proceeding to workout right after to maximize T-levels. Proven way to get your biceps bigger
Better Pre-workout than Gnar Pump
Me: Hey Joe, why couldn’t you sumo deadlift 450 today?
Joe: Bro, honestly, I didn’t half jack today, I’m just not feeling as good
Me:Pussy
by Half-Jacking December 12, 2018
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Jacket and Jack It

The motion of getting your jacket, placing it over your crotch area, sliding your arms under the fabric, reaching for your dick with a hand, and masturbating away. The move is usually used for concealment when in a public area while having a very high sex drive.
Isaiah: Yo bro, I got nudes from her yesterday while I was in Walmart and I just had to jack off then and there using the jacket and jack it method

Brandon: Really bro? I got caught and kicked out of Target for doing that

Brian: I don't use the jacket and jack-it method. I just take my dick out in public and jerk off in front of everyone
by DuncanDonuts October 27, 2018
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Cat Jacked

I’m pretty sure I’m getting cat jacked.

Rachel is a whore. I knew I was getting cat jacked.
by Eaton Holgoode January 30, 2018
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Jack Nolan

Jack Nolan makes all the pussy wet (including Darwa's). Jack is the best guy you will ever meet and you are lucky if he accepts you as a friend.
Kiana: Hey Rider! Have you seen Jack Nolan lately?
Rider: Idk where he is, he might be out having sex with our mothers.
Kiana: Awwwwwwwww
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meeting-jacked

When a meeting is taking place and an uninvited person (as they are walking by) interrupts the meeting with their own agenda. Meeting-jackings are a tragic consequence of the Open Door Policy
I was meeting with Cindy in my office about our computer policy and Bob meeting-jacked us to talk about new uniforms.
by noner June 17, 2009
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Pull a Jack

Pull a Jack

A Jack is someone who has the ability to find and say something perverted for everything, even if it is totally unrelated to sex.
Can you not make sex jokes for just this one period because you always pull a Jack like that.
by NoBullying,jk Idc January 17, 2019
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Twist Jack

When a partner is stroking a meat pole in an up and down motion while simultaneously twisting the wrist for increased pleasure. Also known as “Peppergrinding”
Sally Strokes gave me one heck of a”Twist Jack” last night in her car!
by Big John Swellington October 10, 2020
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