"Yes" joke

Possibly the most incorrectly formulated joke found on the internet, especially in YouTube comments. Here is how it is usually phrased, let's say we're talking about a song with a lot of autotune. A commenter who's feeling clever might quip:

Producer 1: How much autotune should we put in this song?

Producer 2: Yes

This is INCORRECT, it is nonsensical and ungrammatical if you stop to think about it for two seconds. How much and how many are not yes / no questions, you can't answer "how much?" with "yes" unless you also specify two or more options. For example:

Q: How much autotune should we put in this song, a few touches or a robot-stroke inducing truckload?

A: Yes

Person 1: Should we make a few grammatically incorrect "Yes" jokes or spam the entire internet with them?

Person 2: Yes

by Alex-2598 July 24, 2023

Joke

Something someone says that makes you laugh.. seriously how did you not know that?

Me: wanna hear a joke?
My friend: Sure..
Me: hippity hoppity make the pain stoppity.

My friend: is that a joke?
Me: no..
My friend: So am I.. I'm made up.. you have no friends..
Me: ...😭

by Yes_Itsme September 20, 2020

joke time

A happy occasion whereby a party, two or more, engage humorously in an activity or discourse.

Lulu ''You mean everybodies been having joke time on group chat all along without me?''
Gavin ''don't worry I'll send the invite before you get fomo''

by Alialias July 27, 2017

Joke

See also, Accident (6)
A child that was unintended to be born.

(actual convo)
Me: you see though, my friends will get the joke.
Mom: You're a joke.
(See also, Accident (6)
A child that was unintended to be born.)

by nota13yrold August 4, 2018

joke

a "joke" is a humorous sentence/line.

take a fucking joke dickhead

by AlexGay December 20, 2021

Have you heard the joke?

a person who is trying to tell a stupid joke
(it happend to me of course )-:{ )

a: Have you heard the joke?
b:which joke/ no
a:(saying a joke)

by fed lem March 26, 2020

l joke

Any joke that swif007 makes in chat

Wow that was an L joke swif, please spare us from more of those!

by ZebraOwner December 19, 2022