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texas corn husker

The act of freezing a piece of your partner's feces and using it as an anal dildo until it melts.
by Armrx January 13, 2016
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Texas Titty Fuck

Where you tit fuck a woman while she is eating your ass out
“I totally Texas titty fucked Tinisha yesterday, my ass is sore though”
by GarbleDee M. Cox April 16, 2021
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Texas drop em

Not the same rules as 52 card pick up, you leave em where they land.
Pete-You wanna play Texas drop em?
Matthew-Nah I'm not in.
Pete-Well the rest of us are gonna play, your living rooms good right?
by Solid Mantis April 25, 2017
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Texas tornado twist

Your legs must be at a 50 degrees apart while helicopter thrusting you’re dick in a tornado like manner slapping thus client across the head with you’re dick 7 times this making a flapping sound.
by Subdued October 9, 2021
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Reverse Texas Roadie

A noun. When a morbidly obese women rides you, reverse cowboy style, while you’re driving your car.
“Yo Phyllis gave me the best Reverse Texas Roadie on our drive to the city today.”
by YaBoiiii100-31 November 3, 2019
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Texas Club Sandwich

The act of squatting over a stove and taking a shit in a fryinging pan afterwards whip out the penis and masturbate over the sizzling slop and jiss on top of the shit and eating it to cause pleasure
I made myself a Texas Club Sandwich n it was so amazing i jacked off again!
by Mike Okinyou June 27, 2011
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Grand saline texas

A bunch of rednecks trying to be redneck by drinking keystone when in reality they should be drinking Michelob ultra.
“Let’s go ride lawnmowers”
Responds-“HELL YEAh

Grand saline texas means a whole bunch of Fakes and a bunch of bs
by Grand saline texas January 17, 2020
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