I forgot my tube sock in my Camaro so I could not give the ho a Hot Sock, so I gave her a mini hot sock...
by CougarMILF1969 March 11, 2009
Alternative for no homo. If you don’t have your socks on... your gay. Can also be used as a question.
“Not gonna lie bro you look good.”
(Looks over)
“You got your socks on?”
“Yea don’t worry I got my socks on.”
(Looks over)
“You got your socks on?”
“Yea don’t worry I got my socks on.”
by BigVic4151 March 16, 2019
One day I was walking in my apartment with new cute socks on. I didn't see there was a water bucket right in front of me, I was daydreaming about my new socks when all of a sudden... I stepped in the bucket and fell! My socks were now wet and I was so upset! I absolutely HATE the feeling of a wet sock and wanted to use my new sock so bad. I thought I would grab a Hair Dryer to dry my sock, but I realized I didn't have a Hair Dryer!!! I was so upset that I just thought of one solution... I grabbed a pan and put it in the oven, then I grabbed my wet sock and put it in the pan. After a while, I saw that my sock was looking weird... I turned off the oven and grabbed my sock and my sock WAS CRUSTY and still wet... Moral of the story, don't step in a bucket full of water with socks on.
Isabella: Omg did you see Bia's Wet Crusty Sock?
Neya: Yeah I can't believe she has a Wet Crusty Sock..
Neya: Yeah I can't believe she has a Wet Crusty Sock..
by Bia the Baddie February 12, 2021
by BloatedBallSack August 19, 2014
If you don't get your shit in one sock, you are never going to get that project done on time.
This term originated in the US Navy, and a "sock" is a term for seabag. A sailor who was not organized would not be able to put all of his belongings in one bag to be ready for quick deployment. Hence, the need to "get your shit in one sock".
After watching someone perform a task really well, you might say "Wow, that guy really has his shit in one sock."
This term originated in the US Navy, and a "sock" is a term for seabag. A sailor who was not organized would not be able to put all of his belongings in one bag to be ready for quick deployment. Hence, the need to "get your shit in one sock".
After watching someone perform a task really well, you might say "Wow, that guy really has his shit in one sock."
by The Real Davy Jones January 13, 2008
Usually carried after the red sock, this involves docking with the sock. Often carried out by an Avionics Tradesman.
by Miguel Sanchez-Smith August 12, 2008
When a man and a woman are deeply in love the woman will defecate into a sock of her choosing and have the man beat her with it till she looses consciousness.
person 1: what you do last night
person 2: my girl made me give her the old Alabama shit sock
person 1: atta boy
person 2: my girl made me give her the old Alabama shit sock
person 1: atta boy
by tyrell Mcdangledick November 23, 2020