Sleep Texting

Texting the last thing you said or heard, after hearing it, or after waking up.

When’d I text you that?! I must’ve been sleep texting.

by Bans4Sam April 10, 2020

rim sleep

Getting your anus licked while asleep.

I was camping with my mother-in-law and I woke up with a soggy asshole. Must have been that rim sleep.

by sleepyghost September 14, 2022

NO SMOKING NO SLEEPING NO PROBLEM

The implicit instructions given to DEJA VU PORN PATRONS on their movie screen before the PORN SEX FLICK STARTS.

As following what it says on the movie screen as NO SMOKING NO SLEEPING NO PROBLEM as SUCKING , FUCKING and other SEX you like while enjoying the SEX PORN FLICK is greatly encouraged is we would not want you to stay home and watch SEX PORN FLICK with another partner so as the management go ahead and enjoy yourselves.

by SAY THE WORD SHIT August 2, 2021

my sleep paralysis elf

enjoys shagging your mother.

my sleep paralysis elf

by CHILDFUCKER84 August 3, 2021

Sleep

The opposite of woke.

The man is not woke, he's soooo sleep.

by Peaceful Crocodile February 6, 2019

Sleep

Getting rest after a long day.

Sleep is something weebs don't have

by Loser_alert September 13, 2020

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<.7.9.7.6.>If I, Angel Jose RObles, Strikes Anyone,Angel Jose Robles, Will Tell Myself It Is Not Normal Until I Go To SLeep<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>If I, Angel Jose RObles, Strikes Anyone,Angel Jose Robles, Will Tell Myself It Is Not Normal Until I Go To SLeep<.7.9.7.6.>

by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 1, 2025