spidey slap

N, a hand full of semen slapped across the face of a hoe, skank or fuck buddy... often results in heightened rage in the partner, but bitch I don't care.

V, to ejaculate into one's cupped hand, then spread fingers (the man marmalade now resembles spider webs) and slap one's female counterpart across the face. (spidey slapped, spidey slapping)

N,"Nice spidey slap!!, you really showed that bitch what's up"


V, "That bitch wouldn't swallow my cream fillin' so I spidey slapped the shit out'a dat bitch."

by 70741 DOM1N4710N May 10, 2008

lowkey slapping

What you say about someone you haven't noticed is hot before.

*See's someone who is usually average but is looking hot today*
Me: "Damn! They're lowkey slapping!"

by iamlowkeyslapping June 2, 2018

jizz slap

when you take your used condom filled with jizz and slap a hoe in da mouth

trevor-aye mike how did last night go
mike-it was bomb i jizz slaped the shit out that hoe
trevor-ohh damn like me and julie last week
mike-damn you were gettin dat fo sho

by Puck and Jewfro April 10, 2010

yolk slap

To slap someone in the back of the head for something stupid
Can also be called a team yolk if everyone around agrees it was stupid so everyone gets a yolk (slap in the back of the head)

Brad:" Where is mcdonalds" (while in front of it)
Thats a yolk slap

by william F. Weezy October 11, 2007

Brown slapped

The act of being slapped so hard that it looks like chris brown slapped the hell outta you himself.

Rhianna got Brown Slapped

by omgzzzzzhax February 26, 2009

blonde slap

a slap issued to the back of the head , when a person of any hair colour has a blonde moment

'do boys have eyelashes'
'can you get sunburn from a cooker'
'are there buses in australia'
jocelyn comes back with a glass of cloudy water, jade says 'you should habe left the tap on longer' jocelyn replies' i put the tap on'
all these phrases owners have recieved a blonde slap.

by jocelyn morris January 12, 2008

Sadr slap

when you are in combat (namely iraq) and your in a fierce firefight. while shooting your way out of it and hopefully killing alot of haji you develop a huge boner. while you are traversing the turret you smack usually the driver, but anyone in the truck in the face or helmet with your boner.

*after a firefight*
soldier in the turret- "dude i totally gave you a Sadr slap while i was mowing down haji earlier!"
soldier driving- "you bastard i knew i felt something smack my helmet during that firefight!"

by Justin Lessard November 2, 2007