victim shoes

Flip-Flops or other footwear that proves useless in life or death situations

"If he hadn't been wearing victim shoes, he might have gotten away"

by crazyirishscotchdrinker January 16, 2012

Shoe lace boy

Someone that wears a shoelace as a belt. usually a skateboarder.

DUDE! Check out those shoe lace boys! They are soo HOT!

by Birrd November 16, 2011

the old shoe trick

when you pull out of a girl before you cum then go in her shoe. Promptly kick her out so she has your cum all over her foot!

Dude you gave her the old shoe trick? yeah man she walked home in my jizz!

by c_poynter50 July 4, 2011

Kinky Shoe

A kinky person, that identifies as a skechers shoe

"YoU're sucH a KInKy shOE"

"uR kINky fOr eVeythiNg"

"ANd u gEt hIt wiTh a shOe"

by STAN BLACKPINK November 23, 2021

Shoe size

Big feet boys have big *eggplants*!!

person 1: what’s your shoe size?
person 2: 12.5
person 1: oh that mean your *eggplants* is big
person 2: yeah how did you know?

by SUCKMATOIES November 24, 2021

1 2 buckle my shoe...

A dance and song popularised by tik tok, a person might sing it if they see someone with silly shoes.

Friend 1: Did you see king Charles coronation.
Friend 2:Ye bro, he really had that 1 2 buckle my shoe...

by albinoob09 May 17, 2023

Shoe Candy

What my dog leaves for me to step into when I mow the lawn.

What you never want to step in while getting out of the taxi; or anywhere else -- especially when late for a job interview.

I was deploying my umbrella, getting off the bus this morning and landed in the freshest pile of shoe candy!

by The Reptiles and I May 18, 2023