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180 grit toilet paper 

The toilet paper stores still have.
Even the hardasses aren't buying the 180 grit toilet paper, they try to get one of the other brands first, which is why the stores only have the 180 grit left.

Double Excel Toilet Paper 

Double excel toilet paper is as it states, toilet paper. Although, it excels the normal height of your regular toilet paper and has twice the wiping power. With the environment we currently live in, it is an essential item and you are considered a peasant without one.

Person 1: Dang we ran out of toilet paper!

Person 2: Don't worry! We still have some double excel toilet paper . With twice the wiping power!
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#extremewipingpower #poop #toilet #Tiktok

hitting on that paper 

Man Jeremy is getting real good rn
Yeah man he be hitting on that paper
hitting on that paper by bobhello September 11, 2020

wet crayon paper 

It's the smell of wet crayons being drawn on paper. Pretty self-explanatory, or it could be the fresh smell of a broken crayon that's really warm or hot.
Man do you smell something?
No, why?
It smells like white crayon paper man, like you know the smell you smell when you smell a crayon?
I get what you're getting at. They do smell good though.
Yeah.. that's what I call the wet crayon paper smell..

Cloak and paper 

Slower than a dagger, and even slower than slow cutting.
The girl pretending to be his friend was making cuts between his ribs with paper as the cloak and paper tactics proceeded.
Cloak and paper by Solid Mantis November 5, 2020

Cloak and paper 

Slower than a dagger, and even slower than slow cutting.
The girl pretending to be his friend was making cuts between his ribs with paper as the cloak and paper tactics proceeded to go as she planned.
Cloak and paper by Solid Mantis November 5, 2020