Jump on a grenade

The generous act of flirting or even dating a certain individual to distract them from, and possibly loose interest in a different individual (usually a friend).

Guy 1: hey man, I need to ask you a favor. I think Nicole is hitting on me.

Guy 2: need me to jump on a grenade?
Guy 1: I mean if you could that would be great. I don't wanna date someone who smells like celery, and I don't want to explain why.

Guy 2: I got you man.

by calmdownyoufuckingsjw August 17, 2016

Jump in the tank

Take a shower

I’m rey jump in the tank

by Yk I got the answers July 8, 2023

Hippo Jump

First have a hard running start, jump, put your non dominate foot and hand on the wall or whatever your jumping off of, and push off and land on somebody. Best you jump off of brick

Ira hippo jumped off of Alex's bookbag and hit brendo's head

by ira reed January 19, 2009

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 12, 2025

Fish Jump

When You're taking a dump and it falls into the water creating a splash that hits you in the ass. Eww

I was shittin last night and got hit with a fish jumper right on the ass cheek.

by 124Abdc December 19, 2008

Truck stunt jump

A stunt jump performed in a truck carrying a trailer

Whoa! That was a truck stunt jump!

by Pat1225 August 23, 2018

Tuck jump

The initial forward progress taking towards having your penis cut off.

I had been considering changing my gender to become a female, for a long time. But I finally went forward and made the tuck jump.

by Red jiggy January 8, 2019