Squishy Pants

when a person gets over excited about the sight of another person

Him: oh my, i just came in my pants

Her: your such a squishy pants

by C Jones December 26, 2008

pants cake

the act of shitting one's pants and sitting upon it, causing it to become flat like a cake

"dude, what's that smell??"

"oh i went poopy. i sat on it too. it was good."

"oh you mean you made a pants cake?"

by xbobxcorex June 1, 2006

pirate pants

stupid looking pants that are tight at the waist and get very big at the end, making the wearing , who is usually (and hopefully) a girl, look extremly stupid.

Lindsay-hey, do you like my new pants.

Connor-No, those pirate pants make you look like the hideous offspring of liberachi and blackbeard.

Lindsay-Oh.

by Sanji McIndian September 1, 2005

pie pants

1) a fantasy of homer simpsons...orignates from the simpsons the episode i forget.

2) a real cool invention

ummm, pie pants...

...and that's how pie pants saved the world

by andy vale August 5, 2006

e-pants

What you try to get into during an online edate with the opposite sex. Much like the real pants one would be trying to get into during a date in the outside world.

During an edate you're trying to round the e-bases to get into their e-pants.

Dan, I was chatting with Jenny and I totaly got into her e-pants...I got her off big time.

Bob, I heard that you were on an edate with Liz. So, did you get into her e-pants?

by C-pher February 2, 2007

Pissy pants

1)pants worn when your pissed off at someone and nobody ants to deal with you

Hannah wheres pissy pants everyday even when she thinks she isnt wearing them

by derek lehn January 29, 2007

pants poacher

When a girl is walking around wearing tights, with a shirt not fully covering her butt. The man that stole her pants is known as the pants poacher. He seems to be getting around.

"Dude, is it just me or was the pants poacher out again today?"

"Yeah brah, there were girls all over campus wearing those ridiculously tight tights. I was like, damnnnn girl"

by ASTK January 18, 2009