all language teachers

they all have ANGER ISSUES. abnormaly impatient . even if they havent taught you something they expect you to know it.

language teacher:hi welcome im your french teacher
person 30 in the register: goodmorning miss not in french
language teacher: I TOLD YOU TO ANSWER IN BLOODY FRENCH IS IT REALLY THAT HARD??
me: why do all language teachers have anger issues? like calm the hell down

by idkyimhere February 19, 2019

all nine gallons

the act of a person blowing off his load and splurging out all nine gallons

josh had went all nine gallons on that hoe

by wooderman123 February 14, 2017

know it all nigga

same as a "nigga know it all", cept he "knows" first then the rest of his title follows, I'm a "know it all nigga", nah meen nigga.

Who's that?
That's "Nigga Know it ALL"!
Who's that?
He's the nigga that know's everything. He used to be just a "know it all". But he uh nigga. So we call him "Nigga Know it All".
Oh so you say'n there wasn't any other "know it all niggas" running around before him. Nope. I mean yeah. A lot of them niggas be know'n it all niggas but he the top one so we call him "Nigga Know it ALL"! and his followers are all "know it all niggas".

by William P. Freely June 11, 2014

all semen eye

A trio of men blowing each other, making an Illuminati triangle shape.

Time to form the All Semen Eye and let our powers combine!

by deakonlogic September 19, 2019

Jackson of all trades

Someone who is smart, athletic and gives grade A blow jobs

Hey that guy’s a Jackson of all trades

by JacksonOfManyTrades January 14, 2019

The Winner Takes It All

one of the best songs ever.

Person1; You know that song? 'The winner takes it all' by ABBA?
Person2; you mean the best song to ever have been made? yeah

by Miluvr December 1, 2021

All Lives Matter

Something your grandma supports because she got her feelings hurt when she found out on Facebook that black people have a voice.

Little Jimmy: Hey, do you support BLM?
Grandma: No, fuck those Communist, Marxist, Racist assholes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Tucker Carlson said that All Lives Matter!!!!!!!

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 26, 2020