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no news is the truth

An ambiguous statement, meaning variously that all news is in some measure false, that an absence of received information on a given topic is meaningful, or that there is no greater reality than nothingness; take your pick, add your own.
"Has the jury reached a verdict yet?"
"They've been deliberating for months, and no news is the truth."
by Monkey's Dad July 16, 2023
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New Zealand

A Twitter Phannie (Dan and Phil fan), @moonrisedjh , posted a tweet with the caption “dan: im gay

phannies, ex phannies and random people:” referencing dan’s coming out video. Instead of attaching the right picture, she accidentally added a picture of New Zealand. Now people use it as a reaction picture.
“When you realise Dan and Phil shit in the same toilet so their asses have kissed picture of New Zealand
by phannieeeeeee July 2, 2019
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New Berthalomaz

Berthalomaz right now is a country that resides near the core of the earth (Under the USA,UK,RUSSIA, ETC)
Guy1: Where did you go on the holidays?
Guy2: Berthalomaz
Guy1: Berthalomaz?
Guy2: New Berthalomaz actually!

Guy1: Wtf? that's not a real place

Guy3: Hey! that place is real! i've been there too!
by Berthalomaz June 28, 2022
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New Mexkittens

I just met some people from New Mexico and they were totally New Mexkittens
by Jkooking June 9, 2018
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New Jerker

Mike: "Did you see the latest episode of Jersey Shore?"
Jeff: "Yeah, those New Jerkers really trigger me though."
by Hodor76 February 8, 2017
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Makin the News

1. To act in a manner that is fuckin awesome, cool as fuck, astounding, or highly unbelievable.

2.When your personal appearance looks on fleek making people break their necks, or gets you mad compliments.
1. Damn bro! The way that dude is deep throatin that zucchini is Makin the News!

2. As I walked through Walmart lookin fresher than a motherfucker, I new I was Makin the News by the double takes bitches were given me.
by Capax Infiniti June 19, 2016
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The New Town

The New Town of Edinburgh is 1 square mile of exquisite Georgian Houses and apartments with grand communal gardens which together form a UNESCO world heritage site.

Populated by the upper-middle and upper classes of Scotland plus the the poshest of the English students at Edinburgh University, it is the northern bastion of the Sloane Ranger (sometimes known as a “Charlotte Ranger” after the grand square in the New Town).

Rahs can be found in The Little White Pig, The Wally Dug, Kays Bar, The Cumberland and Pickles. New Town kids are educated at Fettes College, Eton College and other top British public schools.
Scotland is a ghastly place full of chippie jocks and weegies, the only glimmer of civilisation is the New Town.
by UrbaneUrban February 8, 2020
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