Noah

This word pretty much describes the coolest guy you know. This guys probably smarter, better looking, better at sports and funnier than you. He's the guy that's always there for you when you need a friend. He doesn't judge you or treat you unfairly. In short, he's better than Chuck Norris.

Man I'm so glad Noah is here today he's just the best friend ever.

by the one who knows all! May 25, 2022

Noah Granola

One of the most mysterious aliases of the culprit and war criminal, 'Joe Willy'.
Noah Granola said he was going to build a Dyson sphere and blot out the sun, "You bitches need less light and my basement doesn't have enough space. I'm going to build I Dyson sphere once I kill the Russian president." to be specific. The number of people in his basement are unknown, and the location of his basement is also unknown. Noah Granola is a fucking bitch and burned down 3 native campsites in the past month.

Noah Granola is an insane egotistical maniac who wants to kill the Russian president.
Don't be a Noah Granola.

by Joe_Willy July 31, 2023

Noah Gordon

Being better than everyone in every way.

Person 1: Hey did you hear we I won the race?
Person 2: Yeah you were like Noah Gordon!

by Noah Gordon October 27, 2022

Noah

A simp who carries around a Yahtzee machine. Also plays a lot of games.

Person 1: Hey, did you see that guy playing Yahtzee over there

Person 2: Yeah. He is such a Noah

Noah: UUUUUHHHHHHHH!!!!! I AM A DUMB NOAH!1!!!!!11!

by Noahisasimp March 5, 2020

noah

noah’s a boy you can never get over.
even though you’ve never met him , he will always be in your heart and you will always want to be his even though they are billions of guys on earth.

have you met your noah?
i have!!! ( but weird situation )

by ch4hira April 9, 2023

Noah

Noah a little bitch -fuck noah- hes a shitty best friend and a liar - noah often complains about his life and love so do it to people he knows have it much worse than him- noah thinks he seen shit but never even seen bodies - fUck Noah and his tiNy diCk aSs - no hairline head ass bitch - not knowin what the fuck to do lookin head ass bitch - no no scope big head assed bitch - your dads still getting milk lookin face ass bitch - stab in the back ugly ass punk ass bitch- desperate not knowing who the fuck it is lookin ass bitch .

love : vanessa (: hope you never get laid you fucking virgin

yo you heard about noah
man fuck noah !
why?
hes a punk ass bitch that's why

by EX-BESTFRIEND November 18, 2019

Noah

Noah is usually tall and skinny built. He is also a nerd and into complex board games and video games. He is really smart but when he wants to be and when he chooses to be. Noah cannot stop talking because it is his favourite way of expression. You would not think this though, because he is very shy around people he likes and/or people that show him kindness. If you like a Noah play his games with him or engage in conversation on a topic you both like and he will enjoy getting to know you.

Guy 1: Ayo look it's Noah

Girl 1: Hi Noah
Noah: Oh hey guys...
Guy 1: How's the Yugi-Oh going, got the hang of synchro summoning yet?

Noah: Oh Synchro summoning is pretty difficult as it involves summoning a tuner monster and a non tuner monster before summonibg a synchro monster from the extra deck, combining both of the previous monsters' levels to sum up to the newly summoned monster's level. It is pretty techni0cal to complete in battle but it is rewarding enough
Girl 1: You really know your stuff! I'm a native Xyz summoner, can I practice synchro with yo after school?
Noah: Sure thing ;)
Guy 1: Aw man that was my steal I'm gay
Girl 2: She doesn't actually know anything about yugi oh don't worry

by Ballistic Meme August 12, 2021