Mud ru

A gay word used by homosexuals. If you use this word, you are truly gay.

Lanbo: Hi Battle hows it going?
Battle: Mud Ru!
Lanbo: Dude, your officially gay...

by ooRLYoo March 27, 2009

Mud Facial

A mud facial is when after the act of sodomy the guy then takes his penis and slaps his chick in the face, then proceeds to ejaculate on top of the mess.

Dude last night I met this nasty bitch, she wanted me to do something new to her so I gave her a mud facial!

by d3vi0us December 10, 2010

Mississippi mud pie

Defecating directly into another partners rectum and slurping in out.

"I over heard mommy and daddy have a Mississippi mud pie in bed last night, it sure did sound yummy."

by Geek_mythology December 28, 2017

sloppy mud cake

When you and a partner shit and cum on each others dicks, then blow one another off, and end it off with a French kiss

I hear the janitors giving out free sloppy mud cakes in the broom closet

by Rampiddishwasher5200 May 20, 2021

Mud on the new Car

When the first time your Fucking a girl after she sucks your cock she leaves a mark on your Johnson.

Guy: MY MOMS GONNA KILL ME!!!!!
Girl: Why baby?
Guy: YOU GOT MUD ON THE NEW CAR!!!
Girl: How will she know?
Guy: This mark hurts like fuck. Shes gonna notice if every two minutes im rubbing my dick.

by Alessandro06121999 June 16, 2011

Mississippi Mud Pocket

The skin just underneath the butt cheek that can store fecal matter if not properly maintained

My Mississippi Mud pocket needs tongue punched.

by Georgia Drifter July 30, 2022

Pakistani Mud Flap

When you have explosive diarrhea and your sagging testicles prevent your liquid defacation from splattering on your hang down.

Thank Allah my Pakistani Mud Flap kept that ass lava from reaching my dick when I shat out that spicy curry disaster.

by Fuqtoo December 30, 2022