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Matt Sheldon

Matt Sheldon is a professional footballer (soccer player) who has played for multiple clubs in the US and Germany, and has had a great career and now currently plays for the Hartford Athletic in the USL Championship. He has a YT channel called Become elite in which he blogs his career and gives advice- he is incredibly inspiring and motivating to watch and gives a true attachment to his viewers by showing the ups and downs of football. He is my idol.
Matt Sheldon is playing tonight vs LA Galaxy
Wow, I feel bad for LA Galaxy because Matt Sheldon is the goat. I wonder if he’ll blog the game?
by Fat weirdo 2 May 4, 2023
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matt 2019

The act of a drama queen who leaves the group chat just to prove a point
‘X has left the group’ That is so Matt 2019
by Urban1234567890987654321 March 2, 2020
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Matt

A Matt is a guy who has a lot of hoes and says he's only talking to one girl. His ego is twice the size of a hippopotamus. He doesn't give a fuck about anyone or anything. He's thicc af and he lovess his donkers.
Example 1:
Brooke: "Are you friends with Matt?"
Olivia: "Yeah, why?"
Brooke: "Cause I heard he's a fuckboy"
Example 2:
Matt: *sends mirror pic*
Julia: *sends eye pic with heart eye emoji*
Matt: "Wrong person."
Example 3:
Julia: *sends eye pic*
Matt: "wyd"
by gerpingnubssonly July 20, 2020
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Matt Goodwin

Matt Goodwin is someone with a huge penis.
“You spent the night with Matt Goodwin?! He must’ve ripped you in half!!”
by matchu135 April 13, 2020
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Matt's Brownie Brittle

When your partner wants aggressive anal play but doesn't like lube so their ass is super chapped.
Yo my girl had some real Matt's Brownie Brittle after sex last night.
by Uppies January 9, 2024
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Matt-oan

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Matt-oan is 🧢 and I am the GOAT.
by Whatugondo October 17, 2020
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Pulling a matt

Pulling a Matt is when you always make excuses up to no do things, or just slack off at work and just dick around on your phone, and just being an over all pussy.
Person 1: jeez that guys been on his phone slacking off all morning!

Person 2: ya he has been, must be pulling a matt.
by Unknown pussy April 12, 2022
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