The Hairy Knuckle Werther's

When you look alarmingly like an angry, ocularly-challenged, German Shepherd owning bull dyke, and always keep a button in your pocket due to the incessant issue of having to close the rear holes in your pants after you "HAD to stop at THAT out of service, poorly-lit wayside" for HOURS, you're probably familiar with The Hairy Knuckle Werthers:

This is when your favorite boy-crush takes a plaster mold of the hand of the angriest, most extravagantly endowed gorilla at the zoo, and proceeds to fill it with liquified Werther's candy.

Upon hardening (of the candy), your boy crush thrusts the giant black hand-fist into your spelunking tunnel (Most of the other people at The Hardee's Play place pretend not to notice).

Upon germination, you grant your boy crush with a button you've kept in your pocket for years. Quietly exclaiming, "That was better than the time I walked Lassie"

Once Rock Day was done, the spastic guy Tom is all side and told us when Gary got "The Hairy Knuckle Werther's"

by Sweaty Shirt Changer June 21, 2023

Knuckle Dance

When the overindulgence of drugs/alcohol initiates the human body to want to fall asleep standing up but bent over with their knuckles draging the ground. When caught or surprised they tend to search for things they didn't even drop.

When I walked in to my uncles house he was in the kitchen doing the knuckle dance.

by MegzMaree June 11, 2024

Bare-knuckle hand-pull

A specialty service provided by many Korean massage parlors

“Yo, the cops just raided that Korean massage joint around the corner!”
“For real??”
“Yeah, they got busted for serving out $15 bare-knuckle hand-pulls.”

by Lopsin June 22, 2024

monkey knuckle

Femboy Moose Knuckle

Wow that little man has a monkey knuckle

by Bucket107 June 22, 2024

Hide The Knuckles

A two player game in which participant 1 offers an opening (usually the anus) and participant 2 tries to effectively hide their knuckles from participant number 1. This game is classically played and adored by uncles everywhere.

Do you remember when Uncle Frank took us out behind the shed and played hide the knuckles with us? And then would tell us not to tell our mom?

Yes!! He was so good at that game!!

by UnkleKnuckles June 30, 2024

Road knuckle

The act of finger banging a woman whilst traveling on a roadway

Denise was driving down the road with marty. Marty got fresh and decided to give Denise some road knuckle

by Constant Hat July 11, 2024

Moose Knuckle

A Moose Knuckle can be defined as the big brother of the camel toe. It is a set of pussy lips that are extra long and meaty. Usually found on a skanky pussy that is blown out due to excessive use. Most likely to belong to the town whore. Moose Knuckles generally like to eat yoga pants.

Whoa ! To hell with a camel toe, that hoe is sporting a Moose Knuckle.

by hawke4me July 16, 2024