Kiss a bear!

Curse phrase used instead of, "Fuck You".

If it doesn't kill you, it makes you stronger, except bears, bears will fucking kill you, so kiss a bear!

Sam: "You look like shit today."
Fred: "Kiss a bear!"

by Geekdad666 April 18, 2018

Water kiss

A water kiss is when you choke on your drink because of how how retarded you are. The owner of water kiss is bethany bryan.

Bethany bryan had a water kiss.

by Kiddokiddo2 April 17, 2020

Dragons kiss

Having your ass eaten by someone who has eaten spicy food, hence causing a buring sensation in your anus.

My boy ate some hella spicy food last night and gave me a dragons kiss, I loved it!

by OY_VEY November 15, 2018

kiss of gratitude

the type of kiss you give your homies to show how much you appreciate them

ayo give me a kiss of gratitude rn

by darth_dracco January 13, 2021

keratin kiss

giving oral sex to hairy pussy

Jim: How'd her clitty taste brah?
Brah: MAN it was bad son, it was hairy... keratin kiss city

by juice_josh_ November 30, 2019

Apple Kisses

When two people eat an apple (Usually a Pink Lady) and kiss afterwards.
The popularity comes from the sweetening effect the apple has on both parties lips, as well as freshening of the breath.

"Do you fancy a Pink Lady babe, ready for some Apple Kisses?"
"Oh my god we had apple kisses it was so romantic!"
"He tasted so good when we apple kissed."

by Surrealisms December 17, 2019

frunch kiss

When someone tries to get too close to your butt so you open your butt cheeks and use your but hole to kiss a body part.

Julia plays with my butt too much I had to Frunch Kiss her finger for playing around!

Ben was asleep with his elbow off the bed so I gave it a Frunch Kiss

by Stove2Live September 12, 2022