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dalonte johnson

The best man you would ever meet . He has his ways but would do anything to make you happy. He's a go getter and I will never take no for an answer .
Look at dalonte johnson he getting money but girl if he ask for your number and you say no he won't accept that , but he sexy girl give it to him
by Trigger March 14, 2017
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Jonrey Johnson

jonrey is a person that often looks like a black version of the stay puff marshmallow man.
Did you see Jonrey Johnson he looks like the black version of the stay puff marshmallow man.
by KoolKidKlubForPenguins November 5, 2019
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Jaden Johnson

A Jaden Johnson is the kind of person you will love he fights a lot he will stand up for you he has an average dick he plays sports he loves baseball he is more than likely mixed he has no common sense and is quick to insult you
by Urdun dictionary October 24, 2018
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Fiorella Johnson Gozalo

The most beautiful girl in the world. She lights up the room whenever she walks in. She is the perfect person. Clear skin, good grades, a great personality, so smart, and great style. She has it all. Whoever made her fee horrible is missing out on a lot of things. And if you crossed her or talked behind her back, you will regret it when you grow up.
"DO YOU SEE THAT GIRL?!?!"
"Oh yeah! Her name's Fiorella Johnson Gozalo! The most prettiest girl in the school!"
by anonymous.admirer November 22, 2020
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Brent Johnson

to fall under the definition of Brent Johnson, you must require the following:

- two missing toes
- good breath
- a paintbrush

- wine cellar

in stressful times you often won’t need a brent johnson as it will makes your ears bleed listening to the constant apologies for wanking on the job.

to avoid this situation, it is suggested that you staple his mouth shut and lock him in an elevator to ensure you don’t hear the word “sorry”
poem:

“this little piggy went to the market, this little piggy stayed home, this little piggy got decapitated, and this little piggy survived”

- nursery rhyme by Brent Johnson
by gusgus69 December 6, 2024
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Concrete Johnson

Hard penis.
Also, punk bans from Tampa
My girlfriend rubbed my concrete johnson last night.
Did you see Concrete Johnson last night? They fucking rocked.
by Alex Engel August 19, 2013
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Heidi Johnson

a beautiful girl who has been my best friend since nursery. She is obsessed with ROBLOX and anime. I love her so much and would do anything for her <3
by Heidi Johnson April 9, 2021
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