New Jersey Shit Shot

Take a drunk skank home and when she passes out squeeze a steamin' brown load into her belly button. Mix it with tequilla (any kind of alcohol will do) and down it in one.

Philipp took a New Jersey Shit Shot out of that blonde skanks belly button last weekend

by The Sgt. October 29, 2010

The New Jersey Monster

If New Jersey was, like, alive, and it was a monster, then it would be this.

Holy S***, Alex! It's the New Jersey Monster!

by Nico April 29, 2004

Jerdev

A joke that turns into a fact

A man jumps out of a bush, what does he say? boo

it is a Jerdev because a man jumping out of a bush actualy happened.

by mangoking1 October 6, 2009

Jerkstin

A person with an extreme level of arrogance which is normally displayed online. Commonly found working in IT support.

Person 1: "It's like 9 inches"
Person 2: "divide by leilly, it's about 3"
Person 1: "your such a jerkstin"
Person 2: "shut up leilly"

by anon reach October 28, 2009

jerksquad

a group of jerkwads

I was just cut off on the turnpike by a jerksquad in an SUV wearing matching hoodies and flat-brimmed hats.

by Fundamentalist_Pastafarian January 4, 2010

jersey shore stand

a one-night stand in which there is a 99% chance of seeing that person again

I don't think one-night stands work on jersey shore, because you will probably see that guy again. It's more like a jersey shore stand.

by LGAKHC May 27, 2010

Jersey Jandal

when someone poops on someone else's foot

Many people use a jersey jandal as an alternative to urine in order to cure jellyfish stings.

by AMILLSGGB June 16, 2010