Irish Taco

A redhead with an unshaved bush (carpet matches the drapes).

Drank too much green beer on St. Patty's day and ended up going down on Karen. She's got a real Irish Taco there.

by SunshineTaco March 17, 2017

Irish plague

small penis

Me to my girlfriend before we got busy for the first time: 'I have the Irish Plague'

Her in her charming New York accent: 'You asshole, I don't want to catch that'
Me: 'No, it means me prick is small'

by Getstheladies May 15, 2016

Irish Toothache

Scottish expression for when a couple share symptoms e.g pregnancy, hormonal changes, intense pain.

My chin has broken out in spots! Is your period due because this Irish Toothache is murder!

by Janofarc May 3, 2016

Irish Handlebar

The action of grabbing hold of ones ears, and forcing their head into their crotch. This forms a position that is supposed to resemble bike handlebars.

Nerd: NO! Please, don't do the Irish Handlebar!

by Dicoto October 4, 2016

irish roundup

WHEN IRISH PEOPLE GATHER AROUND AND DANCE AND GET DRUNK UNTIL THEY PASS OUT.

THAT IRISH ROUNDUP WAS URE FUN LAST NIGHT. LET'S HAVE ANOTHER ROUND

by Ricky bobby21 September 12, 2016

irish cowboy

Combination of a Harlem Hangover and Clevland steamer while having a potato inserted in the anus

I think I might be sick, I can't breath and when I do it smells like shit and potatoes?
Nah, you were Irish Cowboyed last night.

by Queefenator September 8, 2016

irish feet

Irish feet is the term used to describe when you've reached the point of head-throbbing-wasted-awesomeness where you can't walk 3 feet without stumbling over everything that's in your path.

Guy 1: *points at drunk guy at party* "hey look at that guy over there, he's so sloppy"
Guy 2: "yeah that bottle of tequila gave him the Irish feet"

by Aaron the ass eater August 30, 2016