Alaskan Christmas Tree

When several (at least 3) males gather in an outward-facing circle, strip down their clothes, and lean down onto their hands and knees with their anuses raised skyward. Baubles can be hung on their peners however this was a modern addition and is not necessary for a true Alaskan Christmas Tree

Cathy: "Oh my god, Andrew told me he and his friends were gonna do an Alaskan Christmas Tree this year"
Anna: "Ohhh damn girl, I didn't know he was a homie-sexual"

by drfermi April 26, 2021

Spontaneous Tree Growth

Similar to Morning Wood, spontaneous tree growth is a situation in which one gets a massive and long-lasting boner during daytime hours, usually at an inconvenient time such as during school or work.

David was totally about to get laid when he suddenly had a spontaneous tree growth, scaring off his prey.

by AwesomeScrewer August 23, 2014

Nipple in a tree stand

A nipple that gets caught on a tree branch when jumping out of a tree stand

“Your a nipple in a tree stand “

by Your a May 31, 2018

Wise Mystical Tree

The photo of the 'Wise Mystical Tree' comes from a series of the internetmobile game company Plarium for the purpose of advertising their browser game Stormfall: Age of War around the year 2017. Made for people for over the age of 25 since it is rated 25R

If you are 25 years old and you own a computer, you must have a 'Wise Mystical Tree' on it?

Average 'Wise Mystical Tree' enjoyer is cool...

by StupidSh17 October 3, 2022

Keswick Tree Beaver

A porcupine found in a tree in a suburban backyard in Keswick, ON.

My dog Is barking at the Keswick Tree Beaver.

by Fluffy Mossbank June 30, 2018

Pull A Palm Tree

Getting a fact wrong, although your fatass convinces you that you were right in the first place.

Guy 1: "Damn, did you hear that Trump will finally show North Korea 'da wae' with our nukes on 4/20?

Guy 2: "No way, Trump's a pussy. He's never going to do that.

Guy 1: "Your right, I think FOX news made me Pull A Palm Tree

by _Cozmik_ May 2, 2018

Dollar Tree Wig

When "Dollar Tree Wig" is used it means you have a bad looking wig on. It can be used as an comeback/insult.

An example is "Girl bye I know you ain't talking with that Dollar Tree wig on."

by NickiMinajsMinion May 9, 2021