The era in ancient history where people used coca plants (cocaine) and other modern halluncinagenic plants in every day life.
Archaeology digsite in Pompey
Reporter: I'm here with a professor from somewhere i dont give a shit about.
Professor: ..... yes well if you'll follow me. We discovered an ancient villa belonging to a young noble and friends. Apparently they decided to accept death and party. This room is in priceless condition and the bodies and artifacts are preserved flawlessly.
Reporter: Um... sir. Are those bodies clutching bongs?
Professor: Why yes you politcally stuck up bitch they are. Its a perfect representation of the stoned age.
Reporter: I'm here with a professor from somewhere i dont give a shit about.
Professor: ..... yes well if you'll follow me. We discovered an ancient villa belonging to a young noble and friends. Apparently they decided to accept death and party. This room is in priceless condition and the bodies and artifacts are preserved flawlessly.
Reporter: Um... sir. Are those bodies clutching bongs?
Professor: Why yes you politcally stuck up bitch they are. Its a perfect representation of the stoned age.
by @ngrym0thertrucker September 1, 2013
Get the the stoned agemug. The middle name of a very sweet, caring and handsome boy who will always be there for you ! He's very funny and can always make someone smile :)
Girl one : omg that boy was so cute, what did he say his middle name was again?
Girl two : stone.
Girl one : oh right, he's a keeper for sure !
Girl two : stone.
Girl one : oh right, he's a keeper for sure !
by Prettiest most awesomest girl January 22, 2022
Get the Stonemug. Stone wrecker - the bitch or dude that won't shut the fuck up when your trying to enjoy your high. The ones that won't stop talking or stop bitching.
Omg blah blah blah blah bitch blah blah blah bitch blah blah blah . STFU your being a stone wrecker. Or your home girl coming bitching about stupid shit and u just don't want to hear it when your high and just wanna watch family guy. STFU stone wrecker.
by Buzz killer April 30, 2014
Get the stone wreckermug. I was up much of last night partying, so it was nearly 2pm before I decided to unroll the stone today.
by Crinklecut June 18, 2013
Get the unroll the stonemug. A smart depressed teenage boy who is to obbiession with video games. A person that waits to the last mimute to get something done. Or just a ramdon person that has a trantiol chinese name . But there most likey to be both. But A stone is very helpful and will alwasy be there for you will you need them . They are also veyr funny and ncie. (there are most likey to be short) Stone's are rude but also cna be nice. They love them selfs to much btw. They also love calfiornia girls (the song) . They can be homophoica but not all the time. They can be ugly but sometimes they can be okay looking . Anyways always check in on your stones every once and a while
hey how are you stone
Stone: FUCK YOU
( other conversation)
Hey stone I want to die
(one reply)
Stone: okay go ahead
(or)
Stone: I see life in different phases ig there are times when u feel like shit and are at your breaking point
But there are also other times when you feel so happy that in that moment u can forget all the shit you've gone through
Stone: FUCK YOU
( other conversation)
Hey stone I want to die
(one reply)
Stone: okay go ahead
(or)
Stone: I see life in different phases ig there are times when u feel like shit and are at your breaking point
But there are also other times when you feel so happy that in that moment u can forget all the shit you've gone through
by Middleschooler26666 September 17, 2022
Get the Stonemug. by Sneaky-Sneaks November 3, 2011
Get the Stone Jabbermug. When someone from an older generation doesn’t accept that someone from a younger generation is more knowledgable on a certain subject/ situation
by Sharti September 30, 2022
Get the When the sand meets a stonemug.