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The horse cow game

a game played while driving that sets the driver and passenger sides of the car against each other. Tallying points for wildlife on each side of the road. Cows=1pt each Horses, Deer=5pts each. Lambs,pigs,turkeys, sheep=10pts each. Mini horses, llamas, buffalo, donkeys and anything else strange= 20 pts each. If a player passes a graveyard on their side the points go back to zero. Game is played till and of the roadtrip
I played the horse cow game against my girlfriend from Madison to Chicago.
by Dan Barnum February 26, 2009
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Beer for my horses

1) A song by Toby Keith and Willie Nelson

2) A movie about vigilante justice
Beer for my horses is an awesome song and the movie is hilarious.
by thort74t January 6, 2011
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One Horse Pony

1) Refers to XXX-rated live stage female performers ("ponies") that will use only one stallion as a sex partner for all performances.

2) When said, it is a jab at Joe Biden not knowing the correct saying of "one TRICK pony" when he snapped at a reporter that was tenaciously asking questions about his son Hunter's alleged wrong doings with regard to international financial transactions.
"I don't know what she's going to do when they put that stallion out to stud!" LOL

"C'mon man! You're a one horse pony on that question, I'll give you that!"
by Rico949 December 23, 2020
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Radioactive Horse Piss

A rare type of possibly expired diesel fuel, the origins of which are unknown. Typically found in shitty old Fords in Albertan oilfields.
Before we fire this old piece of shit up, we gotta see if she's got any Radioactive Horse Piss in her tank.
by CDRTickledick June 22, 2020
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Horse Dick Syphilis

(1) When a fat white chick resorts to intercourse with well-endowned men of African descent.

(2) The state of mind when a fat white chick goes bonkers for some Mandingo horse cock.
(1) I heard Amber got a bad case of Horse Dick Syphilis when the divorce was finalized.

(2) Talula is something else, man. I think she's got that Horse Dick Syphilis or something. She's been smoking menthols, drinking 40s of O.E, and walking weird for a couple weeks.
by Scruggy Gingerbeard September 12, 2019
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Petah. The horse is here.

A famous line from the hit show Family Guy, delivered by Lois Griffin in the episode (idk lol) while everyone was at the dinner table. The horse walked into the dining room and lois delivered this line.
(a horse walks into the kitchen)
"...Petah. The horse is here."
(petah turns to the horse)
"FUCK YOU"
by Idniont June 16, 2023
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old fire horse

A person who sticks to a habit or routine.
Even though he retired a year ago, Kyle is such an old fire horse that he still gets up early every morning..
by Ji2m October 10, 2015
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