dan sasqwatch

A hairy lifeform from the south who supports canadians in every way possible. has been known to complain of being tired and go to bed early. Sometimes can be seen with an alien and a guido. VERY RARE speciman...

Guy 1: Did you just see that thing pass out under a tree?
Guy 2: Yeah, it must have been the elusive Dan sasqwatch.

Man, i need to shave my pubes, im turing into a real dan sasqwatch.

by bucketkilla November 8, 2008

Dan lianker

Dan lianker is a ready kid who is sure about his sexuality, he gets terroed on the daily. Him and his brother have a “closeted” relationship with one and other. Dans awful at every game at be plays. And has got no mates.

Dan lianker is getting terroed again.

by expir March 5, 2022

Dan and Katie

The most real, loyal, honest love to exist. The real "ride or die" couple. When things go left, they love even harder. They know how to calm each others insecurities and make one another know what true love really feels like. They are the epitome of what twin flame connections are. They have always and will always find each other. Their love is unmatched and even though it seems impossible, the connection and dedication between them will only become stronger. Just wait 12/22/2020 an unbreakable and unstoppable union will begin...

I hope to find Dan and Katie love eventually in my life.

by Pineappleismysafeword November 3, 2020

dan bing

The best Taiwanese breakfast food you will ever taste. It's the perfect ratio of egg to crepe. Often topped off with jiang you gao (soy sauce paste). You HAVE to try it. If you don't try it at least once in your life, you will most likely go to hell. People will peer pressure you to try it. Give in to the peer pressure.

Girlboss No. 1: There's this new breakfast place that opened up, I heard that they have dan bing.

Girlboss No. 2: Omg no way????!!!! Dan Bing?????? I love that sh*t!!!!

by Upuckle November 21, 2021

mela dan

dealer man ryming slang / sounds like

call your mela dan, init so we can get lit for the night

by lee2 December 13, 2006

Dan

Dan is a very silly person. He is considered to be the 'weird kid outsider' to others, but to his closest friends, he is a goofy goober who is very kind and awesome. When you get to know him he is such an amazing person and you will love him very much. Dan also can be very random, like saying some gibberish nonsense or making silly noises. Dan also seems to randomly disappear sometimes. He is suspected to be the 'admin' of the world and has silly commands like /e fly. He also has great humor and is a very reasonable person. I love Dan :)))

"Dan is so silly, he is such a little goober!"
"If you see Dan, say hi to him for me."

by lemon the silly fox :))) March 20, 2024

Dan

Dan is a chad. Some could say he is just too cool.
Casted from the gigachad himself, Dan is a really cool guy. He has so much ice that if you touch him you will instantly freeze and ejaculate.
Dan is the balance between universal knowledge and your favourite kink.

"Dan is so fucking cool"
"What the fuck Dan, you just turned david to ice"
"I shoved a entire pillow up my vagina jerking off to Dan"

by Lazarbeam’s Slave (help me) November 19, 2021