by WelpImFucked May 1, 2022
Get the Danmug. The man, the myth, the legend. THE GOAT. 007, the smoking gun. Ladies, he never disappoints. He’s always spotted wearing a tuxedo with a mysterious look on his face.
by Tuxedo dan November 22, 2021
Get the Tuxedo Danmug. There's Dan the man, and then there's Dan the dog.
Unlike Dan the man, Dan the dog is an animal; a filthy and barefooted beast.
Has fleas
Unlike Dan the man, Dan the dog is an animal; a filthy and barefooted beast.
Has fleas
by RD_ May 18, 2022
Get the Dan the dogmug. A wonderful guy that any girl would be lucky to have. He's funny, sweet, and the most adorable thing on earth. It would be hard not to fall in love with this Dan. It would be hard not to have him in your life. Every day would go by like there was no meaning. Like a day is just another day. A minute is just a minute. But because you have this particular Dan you start to realize how much time you've been wasting and you want more time with him. Time goes faster when your with him, when you wish time would just stop, so you could have all the time you could with him. He's such a special guy and he always smiles and always thinks about other people. He's very caring and understanding. You may sometimes fight with a Dan but your feelings could never change because of that. Dan is a great guy. So perfect and you'd never want to lose someone like him. He's a keeper. Dan's have amazing eyes and could be easily lost in them. There mesmerizing. His very presence is intoxicating. Dan's have some insecurities but they should realize that no one could ever hate them for what there insecure about. They wouldn't judge them either. They are who they are and that's why people love Dan's. It's easy to get jealous over Dan's because the ladies are all over them but if a Dan truly loves you he'll stay faithful to you and only have eyes for you.And he also have big dick energy so look out girls. Never let a Dan go because there the best people out there. I love my Dan very much :)
how is dan
he has a big dick
he has a big dick
by ilikecops November 23, 2021
Get the Danmug. It describes a moment where someone says, in public, something incredibly stupid and idiotic. It is named after former US Vice President Dan Quayle who had done this on several occasions.
An example of a Dan Quayle Moment by Dan Quayle himself. "If we do not succeed, we run the risk of failure."
by Stinky Wiselteats October 27, 2015
Get the Dan Quayle Momentmug. Someone named Dan is probably into the Neptunia series and horny on main.
Regardless, they're a kind and loving person also quite emotional but you will love them because they're funny as fuck and care about you.
They're an angel, a blessing to the entire world and heaven himself.
Probably a typical Dragon Ball Z fan and plays Roblox to cure their depression.
Truly an oof moment.
Regardless, they're a kind and loving person also quite emotional but you will love them because they're funny as fuck and care about you.
They're an angel, a blessing to the entire world and heaven himself.
Probably a typical Dragon Ball Z fan and plays Roblox to cure their depression.
Truly an oof moment.
Person 1: Hey, have you heard about that guy? He's such a Dan
Person 2: Yeah, but I love him for that.
Person 2: Yeah, but I love him for that.
by Not Kiibo April 18, 2020
Get the Danmug. A Romanian cave-dwelling troglodyte. Spends an inordinate amount of time preparing an assortment of phallic dishes of strange mystery meats. Favorite hobbies include taking other peoples' inventories, chore-monitoring and stranglebating to midget porn.
Man, everytime I need something from the kitchen, there is a Dan in there doing a bunch of weird shit.
by Pancho Villa69 October 1, 2023
Get the Danmug.