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Crotch mingle

A somewhat crass but humorous term for sexual intercourse. (Or any sexual relations in which two sets of genitals meet and appear to have lengthy discussions).
Single and ready to crotch mingle.
by Olive989 March 25, 2023
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curry crotch

That professor was a real curry crotch.
by 3pumpdump December 24, 2016
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crotch maskin'

When someone shoves their gentiles into someone's face.
(alt. crotch masked)
Bruno crotch maskin' Eminem was the best part of the show; thought I was gonna bust a gut when one of the dudes from 'the Hangover' was crotch masked when after opening the truck.
by dmccowan June 14, 2009
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Crotch rocket

Crotch rocket, a crotch rocket is a term for a motorcycle or cyclist that likes to gloat about having more than 2 cylinders, common things said by riders that own these bikes are that Harleys are slow, when in reality there trying to compensate for there tiny dick and how they think there special, these riders commonly are what are considered (see squid) squid, by old bikers for there lack of riding skills and how they act stupid on the road.
Jim: Look at the bozo on that crotch rocket
Joe: I bet he thinks he’s god or something on that crotch rocket, I hate squid riders
by Fucurbbrjcusve August 13, 2021
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Sparky crotch

When you rub a balloon up against your pubes to maky a static electric field.
by Chicken nudley sup April 16, 2020
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crotch nebula

When a male or female doesn't shave themselves down there for a period of 1 year or more. The resulting growth is classified as a crotch nebula.
Man, I totally misread that one. She had a crotch nebula under there.

Sorry bro, I can't come grab a beer, I need to go shave my crotch nebula.
by Medicus007 September 23, 2016
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Crotching

An indiscriminate sexual act varying from holding hands to full intercourse.
Simon: "what happened with you and Tina last night"
Jared: "gave her a good crotching didn't I"
Simon: "niceeeeee"
by Simoncrotchedtina June 10, 2018
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