The process of walking a dog with the leash trailing between the two back legs in an attempt to gain canine compliance through overstimulation or greater fear of the collar pull. (Sidebar: Or the dog walker is dumb.)
Did you see those two crotch puppies on the trail yesterday? I feel so bad for those pooches. Someone needs to learn how to walk a dog.
by Henry 'Maverick' Sapling January 21, 2021
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Get the Corn crotch mug.A crotch circle is a mysterious and detailed geometric pattern that appears overnight in one's pubic hair. It is not known what causes crotch circles, but some believe aliens are to blame, while others think it is a result of mother nature's forces.
Tom: Babe, you won't believe this... I woke up and there is now a circular pattern with rings in my dick hair!
Sam: Holy shit, that's a crotch circle!
Sam: Holy shit, that's a crotch circle!
by Flaming Arrow 456 February 19, 2021
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Get the Crotch rocket mug.When you drop food around your crotch or vaginal region and pick it up and eat it like nothing ever happened.
by Gnarly Gander March 8, 2021
Get the Crotch Corn mug.When Babach crosses the street as if she's so sexy any car will stop for her and the side mirror almost busts her pussy
by Babach March 31, 2021
Get the Crotch-mirrored mug.Much like impotence for men, a crotch coma is a period of time when your lady parts cannot physically perform despite any emotional urge to get busy
I'm super attracted to him but no matter how good the foreplay is, I'm in crotch coma and cannot respond sexually.
by 518cargirl May 10, 2021
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