Bro Brain

An extremely communicable disease found in hat stores catering only to the finest bro headwear and other bro paraphernalia. More severe cases include the addition of bright and oversized headphones to secure the diseased hat and transmit the illness to others. The physical manifestations of this disease lead to the patient's head tilting back and chin pointing in the air, like they just don't care.

Symptoms of this disease include but are not limited to:
-a sudden repulsion of women and female themed items
-unruly and overgrown hair on or around the neck
-attempts to "bro out" with other males (regardless of species)
-secludes self in a place referred to as a "man cave"
-loud proclamations of friendliness to women (since it conflicts with the first symptom, it creates confusion for the friends and family of the affected)

To avoid this disfiguring disease, keep an eye out for hat stores with overt bro symbols and customs (such as hats up to the ceiling and bright stickers on the bill of the hat). Also, never trade hats with someone exhibiting these symptoms due to the highly contagious nature of Bro Brain.

Cures for this affliction are being researched, however at this time no cure or vaccine is available.

"Oh dear, that poor young man seems to have caught bro brain."
"Well darn! My date started out friendly, but then I noticed the hair growths around his neck, bro customs, the frathole shirt, and knew he had Bro Brain."

by hydra-phobia August 29, 2015

bro balling

The act of air humping in a male friends personal space to make him freak out. Usually done by two or more guys.

Dude, Ryan deserves a good Bro Balling.

by Yahn Upsydurhead January 1, 2016

Bro Shizxl

Literally the coolest rapper/human being of all time. Born in 15 AD, I'm pretty sure he is Jesus Christs brother-in-law. In the year 1234 he started Bro Shizxl's Gang Of Thugs Club because gangs weren't aloud. I'm also pretty sure he was like president of China at a point, he loves his little buddy Yolo Swag King who was always his second in command of the gang of thugs club. Eventually in 2006 he started writing a rap album that is scheduled to release this year called "Me and My Thugs" with a single dropped in 2015 known as the Bro Shizxl theme song.

Bro Shizxl is goated out of his mind.

by bruh(with 27 u's) October 17, 2020

bro speed

The speed in which your good male friend or "Bro"jacks you off.

Hey before we start do you know my bro speed?.

by Joymooon November 30, 2021

borscht bro

the only dude that will make the ultimate sacrifice of eating cold beet soup with you, usually responds with the borscht barf

Tony: My grandmother made this. Will you honor her by eating this with me, and we can be borscht bro's forever?

Bob: I don't know I might barf.

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it June 20, 2018

Stone Bro

a bloke who thinks skyrim is overrated and cant spell.

Riley: yo did you play skyrim last night
Jezza: yeah dude skyrim is amazing
*stone bro comes out of nowhere*
Liam: SKIREM AS OVARETAD!!!!
Everyone: FUCK OFF YOU STONE BRO!!!!

by Antiseve November 9, 2017

INFINITY BROS

JOSH, FRANKLIN, JOHN ERIC, AND LUKE

LOOK ITS THE INFINITY BROS, THE INFINITY BROS LOVE DREAMYBULL, SEWEY, CNBT, I JUST MY PENJAMIN FRANKLIN INTO LUKE, JOHN ERIC, AND JOSH "OH NO ITS THE INFINITY <===:(INFINITY BALLS), WHEN THE FOUR INFINITY BROS CUM (IM ABOUT TO BLOW) TOGETHER THEY BECOME THE MOST UNSTOPPABLE FORCE IN THE WORLD, "WHO THE HECK IS GIGA NIGGA", ENEMINES;NATHAN, MALACHI, JEB, INFINITY HOES, SARAH, GIGA NIGGA.

by 1/4INFINITYBROS March 14, 2023