Based

Being biased to the point you are a slave to your beliefs

Bro.. did you really just send me a PragerU video to prove your point? That shit is based as fuck

by Conservetard September 27, 2020

Base coated

Painting a canvas all white

"she base coated the squishy"

by kittyfectiion November 17, 2023

merit-based

"Merit-based" immigration system

Not too dark, way much lighter. More like Norway, less like Africa

Trump wants a "merit-based" immigration system.

by Viva la resistance January 16, 2018

222th base

literally throwing cooked fettuccine at eachother while playing 100 gecs at full volume on Sunday

caden: I got so lucky last night

newt:bbbbroooo 3rd base?!?
caden: no 222th base ;)

newt : you sick bastard

by liberal bug September 8, 2020

womber-based

Troll your friends and giggle at their reactions

Damn I'm so womber-based I just trolled the hell out of that guy

by Treefella June 6, 2024

.9.Ima Drift Around Her Curves Then See Her Soon, She Wants To Know My Name, Thought She Knew The Truth, Eating Sunflower Seeds, That Is New York In June, Pierced White Gold Attachments For Leisure Based Tombs.9.

.9.Ima Drift Around Her Curves Then See Her Soon, She Wants To Know My Name, Thought She Knew The Truth, Eating Sunflower Seeds, That Is New York In June, Pierced White Gold Attachments For Leisure Based Tombs.9.

.9.Ima Drift Around Her Curves Then See Her Soon, She Wants To Know My Name, Thought She Knew The Truth, Eating Sunflower Seeds, That Is New York In June, Pierced White Gold Attachments For Leisure Based Tombs.9.

by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. August 12, 2025

Sexual bases

First base is hand holding. The first step on your journey to procreation.

Second base is hugging, a much more intimate step as this is the first time you are removing space for the Lord.

Third base is kissing, although not with tongue, because that's for married people

Fourth base, aka hitting a home run, is for French kissing, when the tongue is involved. Once the tongue is involved, you must immediately proceed to either a church so that God may grant you a marriage license and allow you to produce a child in his name, or to the gates of hell, you dirty sinner!

I didn't know what the sexual bases were, but now that I do, I am ready to get married and produce many heirs.

Johnny got to first base last night, bless his heart. So excited to see what he names the baby!
I was so scared to get to second base but now that I've been I must say that I wanna hit a double every night!
When we got to third base last night, I made sure that we didn't do anything that God wouldn't do. If they didn't do it in the Bible, restrain yourself, dirty slut!
Marissa and Roger hit a home run last night. May they rest in peace!

by Jesuslovesmethisiknowforthebib September 17, 2022