guy1:I saw Joey sucking some guy's nards the other day. He sure had a mouthful!
guy2:Wow, Joey is such a ball eater!
guy2:Wow, Joey is such a ball eater!
by The_Guy_who_was_lost_in_the_mists_of_evermore December 15, 2005
Get the Ball Eatermug. A competitive sport in which you bend over, cupping one hand over your balls and then attempt to punch your opponent's balls till they submit. Typically there are no real rules and is usually the result of long night of drinking.
Husband - "I'm not sure if we will ever be able to have kids. When I was in college I was a professional ball boxer and now my sperm are punch drunk."
Wife - "What is ball boxing?"
Husband - "It's really not a clever name. We would get drunk, cup our balls and proceed to punch each other till someone gave up. Did I mention we were drunk?"
Wife - "Why in god's name did I ever marry you?"
Wife - "What is ball boxing?"
Husband - "It's really not a clever name. We would get drunk, cup our balls and proceed to punch each other till someone gave up. Did I mention we were drunk?"
Wife - "Why in god's name did I ever marry you?"
by GroovySan January 11, 2008
Get the ball boxingmug. A colloquial phrase referring to the basics of a job, task, or concept. Similar in use to "the nuts and bolts" or "the ins and outs". Interestingly, all three of these phrases contain double entendres, but are intended for use in a generally non-sexual manner.
Oh, you're new here? Let me show you the balls and the butts of running the cash register.
Jesse, shut up. You really don't understand the balls and the butts of comedy.
Jesse, shut up. You really don't understand the balls and the butts of comedy.
by Patrick G. April 29, 2008
Get the the balls and the buttsmug. This is a sexual act that consists of one taking the other's testicles (balls) into his/her mouth and sucking each one quickly and separately and spitting them back out, creating a pleasure-filled ball-sucking experience.
Michael particularly enjoys having his balls sucked on, so he loves it when his girlfriend performs the ball vacuum.
When it becomes boring in the bedroom, Randy and his girlfriend Elizabeth like to spice things up by engaging in the ball vacuum.
When it becomes boring in the bedroom, Randy and his girlfriend Elizabeth like to spice things up by engaging in the ball vacuum.
by 20Paige07 November 1, 2007
Get the ball vacuummug. a guy that loses any sort of attractiveness due to excessive neediness, lack of backbone and/or overeagerness towards the female kind.
Everything was great and the next thing i knew he was balls on a plate. I had to change my number.
Brad is so balls on a plate, he had 5 kids in like a minute
Brad is so balls on a plate, he had 5 kids in like a minute
by MPants January 18, 2008
Get the balls on a platemug. by jim34563434643 December 26, 2007
Get the ball famishedmug. guy 1: I'm going to face fuck that girl so hard my balls will be banging against her ball dock.
guy 2: Excellent!
guy 2: Excellent!
by TFer Rhombic December 9, 2008
Get the ball dockmug.