IT Beard

Facial hair present on a large amount of IT professionals. Usually unkempt, it is mainly used to transmit a very specific work ethic: "YOU need ME more than I need YOU."

John: Man, how can that guy come to work looking like that?

Steve: He's in the IT department.

John: Oh... IT beard...

Steve: IT beard... We really need him, so we put up with his crap...

Nuno: I've reached an important milestone at work. They now need me more than I need them. Time to grow my IT beard.

by nunocordeiro January 9, 2014

stroking my beard

A woman masturbating

I am stroking my beard tonight

by Ard rob March 15, 2019

Bearded Bagpipe

The act of performing oral sex on a shemale while fondling their breasts.

Accidentally went home with a shemale the other night. She whipped out a pecker, so I gave her the ol bearded bagpipe and we had a great time.

by Spare-parts April 30, 2019

No Beard

A guy that can't grow a beard properly. He's Probably a wasted child.

Ksi is a no beard

by Sahan__ October 10, 2020

Dick Beard

Male Pubic hair, specifically it refers to how individual men "manscape" or lack thereof in the pubic region.

Its no shave November so I am letting my Dick Beard go to duck dynesty status, all grown out and bushy. Watch out December because I am thinking of doing the George Michael Dick Beard, hairless balls with and a very trimmed 5- o'clock shadow.

by The Odd One 44 November 15, 2018

soda beard

when soda gets on your face, the fizzy feels like a beard.

icy cola boiled out as she laughed, fizzy and sparkling into her first soda beard.

by ideefixe March 24, 2022

Bearded fuckwit

Mitchell Burton, a classical piece of shit prankster who is consistently a cunt.

Chris: Do you know Mitchell Burton?

Adam: Yeah hes a bearded fuckwit.

by Adzybrah October 17, 2017