Cow Tipping

Push her off the bed. While she is stunned, fuck her in the ass.

Last night Dan went cow tipping on Angie. She was very stunned.

by Kazrat March 18, 2022

pigs and cows don't fly

a phrase used to mean "normal and civilized (however one defines these words) people don't behave the way you do.

a boy, after having been to physical science class in elementary school and having learnt the basics of what electricity is, comes home and tries putting scissors in the kitchen plug.

His mother starts screaming at him:

mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing, you'll create sparks and burn the damn house down. Pigs and cows don't fly. Go to your room now. She then takes a broom and starts chasing him around the house.

son: I can attach balloons to anything i want, (turn anything I want into a fad or trend) no?

by Sexydimma February 28, 2012

Interrupting cow

Trick someone into saying interrupting cow who but cut them off

Knock knock
Who’s there
Interrupting cow

Interrupting co-
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by The Energy Holder May 24, 2023

Cow

Courageous One Wow

Your the cow

by you’ll never know January 5, 2018

cow

cow. a lump that walk around, eats grass, and shits everywhere.

I like the animal ‘cow’ a lot.

by wisteriablossom December 26, 2023

Cow

Your mom

Jason: you see that cow
Todd: yeah it reminds me of your mom

by Thiswasn'ttakenbutnowitis December 23, 2021

mad cow disease

when you piss off a bitch whos over 200lbs

holy shit! that bitches boyfriend wants me and now ive got to deal with mad cow disease

by prettyladyppp February 16, 2009